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Well done to him, some acheivement that.

This is why I can't stand hearing about the effort he puts in. The amount of times last season where a winger would be looking to put a cross in while his "striker" was stood in the centre circle scratching his arse was disgusting. He's a lazy useless arsehole who likes kicking people. Comfortably one of the worst players I've seen play for NUFC. Paul Kitson, Andreas Andersson, Albert Luque, all had ten times the goalscoring threat of this waster.

Better than Alan Smith's. Beaten by SUPERTOON.

Bloody rubbish.

A striker is becoming an increasing priority. Shola's gone backwards from a couple of years ago and Smith is just backwards. Oh, and stop bollocking about with Charlie at LB man, KK.

Is it not worrying that this is the same journalist who has us waiting for a new signing in the next 24 hours. That occurred to me too.

Christ I hadn't even read further than the Bobby bit till Baggio pointed out inaccuracies (plural). Apparently we signed Luque from Mallorca too. What an absolute fuckwit.

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=48889.msg1415457#msg1415457 Get with the program ffs.

WTF?! Didnt Guliit sign him?! is that what you mean by top quality!? Aye. Canny basic stuff for a local "journalist".

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/nufc/Memories-of-Marcelino--Mallorca.4349929.jp Sir Bobby Robson didn't make too many mistakes in the transfer market, but Marcelino - signed by Newcastle United for £5m in the summer of 1999 - was one of them. No hatred, just more top quality journalism from Miles Starforth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQqhH2DGQsw

I get the impression Carroll thinks he's made it. That might be harsh and based on very little but I don't think he'll ever make it and that's the worst type of footballer. Alan Shearer was allowed to be an arrogant sod.

When has football ever done us any favours? Fuck off.

did it take mega bottle ? lee bowyer played probably his best football when he was in the deepest shit. when i went through bad times playing football was great as i forgot about the rest and lost myself in the game (that includes deaths in the family) Did you take any penalties in the Champions League semi or final?

Did Chelsea have a silence for Pat Lampard? Incidentally, I thought Lampard acquitted himself brilliantly after her death. To step up and take some of the penalties he did took mega bottle and I have nothing but admiration for him. Hopefully Oba can pull himself through it in similar fashion.

Love how your figures are different. Are your ITK's not all agreed?

Daily Mail talking about a ten game ban. Like those fuckers would know.

Do they not have phones in Venezuela? Savages.

I knew you knew fine well how to translate stuff, I don't know why I even answered.

Says he'll become a Newcastle player in the next few hours. EDIT: but I think it's old, isn't it?

THat made me laugh. 2013 for Dawson. Mellberg scoring then turning to wave at Dawson who was supposed to be marking him, and shouting "here I am" was one of my favourite moments of last season. I'd love to see that.

Inler has already rejected a move to us. No he hasnt Yes, he has. Wise met with Inler's representatives in Switzerland and they were presented with an offer which was then turned down by Inler's camp as he was not interested in joining Newcastle. Was very widely reported in the Swiss media. Feel free to provide a link.

Not as simple as that though is it? Chimbonda is a very good player in my opinion, so is Malbranque. Not fussed about Tainio but those two would have strengthened us (Chimbonda & Beye could have played alongside each other imo as RCB & RB). That would have weakened us though (if we sign Coliccini), because Chimbonda's not a centre half and certainly not as good a defender as Faye imo. Malbranque's a good player but he's not that good. You'd think the buggers had signed Kaka. You're the one going over the top. No-one's saying, or suggesting that at all. Merely people saying they've made a good signing and that he could have done a decent job at Newcastle. Well there's load of players you could say that about but I'd still be hoping for better. It certainly doesn't make me worry about them.

Not as simple as that though is it? Chimbonda is a very good player in my opinion, so is Malbranque. Not fussed about Tainio but those two would have strengthened us (Chimbonda & Beye could have played alongside each other imo as RCB & RB). That would have weakened us though (if we sign Coliccini), because Chimbonda's not a centre half and certainly not as good a defender as Faye imo. Malbranque's a good player but he's not that good. You'd think the buggers had signed Kaka.

Some of the stuff in here is embarrassing. I know we're in need of signings but I didn't realise how desperate some people are for squad players from a team that finished three points above us.