Wullie

Again. http://blogs.notw.co.uk/sport/2008/08/260m-newcastle.html

Harper's good though tbf.

They're more likely to focus on a bad tackle he made when he was at school, or maybe on an argument with his mam when he was 10 which SHAMED THE FAMILY.

He'd implode. I've witnessed an anti-Duff rant in person, he kind of spits when he talks about him. Should see me when I have to watch the twat try and play football.

Will we get more than the two points he helped us get last season? Cancel the fucker's contract. Just in case he does Wullie? Some bloody hope.

Will we get more than the two points he helped us get last season? Cancel the fucker's contract.

If we have to play Hartlepool next season, we're laughing. Done far more than N'Zogbia man

If we have to play Hartlepool next season, we're laughing.

Yep. Imagine Liverpool with no Keane, Torres or Kuyt. They'd be stuck with Voronin. Keane, Torres and Kuyt aren't extremely injury prone though. They also have stacks of goals from midfield and players there who can fit it up front too (Babel, Gerrard). It's a daft comparison tbh.

The only crisis we face is Smith being fit. We should have signed Riise after all.

Great thread.

Fingers crossed that this will all go smoothly.

Love how the image is supposed to be him cruelly hacking down Roberto Carlos. "He battered a team mate" then four paragraphs later it says it was one late tackle, well fuck me, hang the twat out to dry. "There was outcry in Spain at the time with Gutierrez being compared to the likes of Lee Bowyer, Paul Gascoigne and even Mike Tyson." - What does that even mean? You couldn't make it up. They wouldn't dream of printing that sort of thing about any other club. A bad tackle and a public order offence ffs.

I hope so On about Everton isn't he?

Wasn't really having a go at Shearer btw, I've never met him but he does have a reputation of being somewhat arrogant. However, he's allowed to think he's brilliant because he was. Andy Carroll is definitely not.

still created our best opening though Who? milner at the end, unfortunately he only had smith in the box though Unfortunately it's typical Milner though. Looks great until it's time to deliver the final pass or strike on goal. He must have hit 20 crosses today, and I don't think he found a Newcastle player with one. The final one which he ballooned high and slow sums him up really. Milner:11 crosses 0 found one of our players. Who's to find tbf? The pair of clowns in the middle don't even look to attack the ball. You could have Beckham swinging them in and they'd still be marked out of the game by anyone who owns a pair of boots.

Well done to him, some acheivement that.

This is why I can't stand hearing about the effort he puts in. The amount of times last season where a winger would be looking to put a cross in while his "striker" was stood in the centre circle scratching his arse was disgusting. He's a lazy useless arsehole who likes kicking people. Comfortably one of the worst players I've seen play for NUFC. Paul Kitson, Andreas Andersson, Albert Luque, all had ten times the goalscoring threat of this waster.

Better than Alan Smith's. Beaten by SUPERTOON.

Bloody rubbish.

A striker is becoming an increasing priority. Shola's gone backwards from a couple of years ago and Smith is just backwards. Oh, and stop bollocking about with Charlie at LB man, KK.

Is it not worrying that this is the same journalist who has us waiting for a new signing in the next 24 hours. That occurred to me too.

Christ I hadn't even read further than the Bobby bit till Baggio pointed out inaccuracies (plural). Apparently we signed Luque from Mallorca too. What an absolute fuckwit.