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But surely the angle that emerged Sunday was conclusive enough to show that it was that scruffy cunt that chucked his head in and not the other way around. I'm astounded we haven't appealed.

He's 34 in a few weeks time too. We need to be playing Tino, simple as, and I doubt he wants to stay as back up.

I was at a festival all weekend so took a while to 'get going' again 🤣🤣

Think these will still have Semenyo up top without a recognised striker. Unal is still injured and Evanilson has had about 10 minutes in pre season.

Becoming more and more like X this place every day 🙄

See if you can stick it out this year 😉

Congrats to @joeyt who scored a barnstorming 32 points in gameweek 1. Average being just shy of 22. Three people scored the maximum 10 points from their bonus game, one had Arsenal to win 2-0, one had Liverpool to win 2-0 and the other had Forest and Bournemouth to draw 1-1. Nobody blanked from the bonus game!

Just completely forgot about this!!! Gameweek 1 results will be out this evening, in the meantime here are Gameweek 2 fixtures. Gameweek 2 Brighton v Man United Palace v West Ham Fulham v Leicester Man City v Ipswich Southampton v Forest Spurs v Everton Villa v Arsenal Bournemouth v Newcastle Wolves v Chelsea Liverpool v Brentford

That disallowed goal by Eze was fucking bullshit

I said that at the time, he went in on Schar. How VAR has looked at it and kept it the same is unbelievable.

That prick put his head into Schar, plain as day

Aye, definitely walk away now, they're taking the piss. And they're well within their right. But move on.

All welcome. It is a slog predicting every week but I will try and send reminders every gameweek when I can

I mean weapon in my book is quite derogatory but I'll take it as a compliment 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

Had Nkunku in every draft but he's gone, can't trust Chelsea at all. Went against the curve with my new £6.5m MID 😳

Gameweek 1 Man United 2-1 Fulham Ipswich 0-3 Liverpool Arsenal 3-0 Wolves Everton 1-1 Brighton Newcastle 3-0 Southampton Forest 2-1 Bournemouth West Ham 1-1 Villa Brentford 1-1 Palace Chelsea 2-2 Man City Leicester 0-2 Spurs

Holy shit 😍😍 https://shop.newcastleunited.com/products/newcastle-united-dna-tracksuit-top

Can't man, we play the Sunday. Be like playing Saturday and then Monday night.

He starts against Forest I reckon

We play on the Sunday before so likely anyway

He's in my squad

£70-odd quid off a £2 bet as thought early round, possible upsets. Just gutting to lose it on one match!

Mother fucking baggies 😫

I've got both 😳

Walk away, let them lose him for next to nothing next summer