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Gameweek 2: Aston Villa 1 - 1 Newcastle Chelsea 3 - 0 Leicester Crystal Palace 2 - 0 West Ham Southampton 2 - 0 West Brom Swansea 2 - 1 Burnley Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal Hull 1 - 1 Stoke Tottenham 3 - 1 QPR Sunderland 0 - 2 Man Utd Man City 2 - 1 Liverpool

Neuer???

BT cameras, Michael 'twathooks' Owen commentating, demoralising defeat with an horrendous display to go alongside it.

Week 1 results updated, any queries with your scores drop me a PM!

Cheers, will hopefully get the week 1 results out later this afternoon.

Gameweek 1: 16 Aug 12:45 Man Utd 2 - 0 Swansea 16 Aug 15:00 Leicester 1 - 2 Everton 16 Aug 15:00 QPR 1 - 1 Hull 16 Aug 15:00 Stoke 1 - 0 Aston Villa 16 Aug 15:00 West Brom 1 - 1 Sunderland 16 Aug 15:00 West Ham 0 - 2 Spurs 16 Aug 17:30 Arsenal 3 - 0 Crystal Palace 17 Aug 13:30 Liverpool 4 - 0 Southampton 17 Aug 16:00 Newcastle 1 - 3 Man City 18 Aug 20:00 Burnley 0 - 2 Chelsea

No worries, do a predictions league at work anyway so just tie this in with that

Fucking Gillingham

What a fucking balls up

Yorkshire away game please, when are they played?

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=95623.new#new

Carrying on the fantastic work Beren has done over the past couple of seasons I'm pleased to announce the belated start to this season's predictions league!! Same as last year, anyone interested in taking part please post your predicted scores on a weekly basis or whenever you remember!!! I'm planning on using a different scoring system: - 2 points for correctly predicting the outcome i.e. home win or away win - 1 point for the home goals scored - 1 point for the away goals scored - a bonus point for all 3 elements correct - a correct put not perfect draw prediction is worth 3 points http://i.imgur.com/9Ib9r2g.png Finally all that's left to do is predict away!! Gameweek 38 results: http://i.imgur.com/P2pRqhU.png

If I were to do it I propose this scoring system: Scoring System Maximum of 5 points available for each match. This is made up of: 2 points for correctly predicting the outcome i.e. home win or away win, 1 point for the home goals scored and 1 point for the away goals scored with a bonus point for all 3 elements correct A correct put not perfect draw prediction is worth 3 points Examples http://i.imgur.com/9Ib9r2g.png Simply because I use this system at work and it's quite easy to follow.

I'll do it if needs be.

Had on a minute, Falcao to Liverpool? Please god no!

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Manchester City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester United, Spurs Relegation: Leicester, Burnley, Southampton Overachievers: QPR Underperformers: Newcastle United Top Goal Scorer: Edin Dzeko Break Out Year: Lamela (Spurs) Season to Forget: Gerrard PFA Player of the Year: Cesc Fabregas PFA Young Player of the Year: Raheem Sterling Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Paul Lambert Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 13th Top Goalscorer?: Riviere How will we do in the cup competitions?: First knockout round How will we do in the derby games?: Two defeats Domestic Championship Promotion: Fulham, Cardiff, Notts Forest Championship Relegation: Rotherham, Brentford, Charlton League One Promotion: Sheffield United, Preston, Leyton Orient League One Relegation: Fleetwood, Walsall, Rochdale League Two Promotion: Hartlepool, Carlisle, Stevenage League Two Relegation: Exeter City, Cambridge United FA Cup: Everton League Cup: Spurs Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Preston NE Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Bayern Munich Europa League winner: Valencia World Player of the Year: Lional Messi Other Who will start the most games at left back for us? Haidara Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? No How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 13 How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 6

Aye, QUEST

That's who I was trying to think of! Uncanny.

Worse than when they spunked £35m on Carroll.

Supposedly Fabianski is now #1 at Swansea, which means Vorm is choosing between #2 at Swansea and #2 with us. We can offer him the Europa Cup games, so it makes some sense. Did Monk fall out with Vorm aswell? I know Vorm didn't hit the heights of the previous season last time round but he's still a hell of a keeper, Fabianski is far too error prone.

Why has Vorm gone to Spurs as reserve? Seems daft to me.

Well after initially hating it when that first leak came out I now actually quite like that.

Absolutely staggering response from the Sunderland fans

Both absolutely fantastic poems. What a truly devastating day for NUFC, thoughts go out to all their friends, family and loved ones. RIP lads