Magpie

Useless little cunt

Still at it!!! http://www.nufcdirect.com/team-gilet-mens-600060?colcode=60006022

Gameweek 22: Sunderland 2 - 1 Southampton Arsenal 3 - 0 Fulham Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Stoke Man City 4 - 0 Cardiff Norwich 1 - 2 Hull West Ham 1 - 1 Newcastle Liverpool 3 - 1 Aston Villa Swansea 1 - 2 Tottenham Chelsea 2 - 1 Man Utd West Brom 1 - 1 Everton

Carroll and Nolan both back, nailed on defeat with each of them bagging a hat trick.

Think they might have went with Clattenburg for this WC if he wasn't always getting embroiled in all these allegations etc.

I'm aware of the usual ploys to get people to shop but this seemed a bit more certain. In other news: http://www.gigwise.com/news/87554/hmvs-150-oxford-street-store-closes-to-make-way-for-sports-direct

Closing down just like DFS closes down. Every month. Nah this time they had a massive closing down sign in the windows over the cross over part on Blackett Street, think the store is definitely closing

You equate a SD shop moving to Ashley selling NUFC? Not just moving, closing down. We all live in hope. Daft I know.

Anyone else notice the Sports Direct store in Eldon Square has closing down signs all over it? Got my hopes the cunt was closing up and doing a runner.

Gameweek 21: Hull 1 - 2 Chelsea Cardiff 3 - 1 West Ham Everton 3 - 0 Norwich Fulham 2 - 0 Sunderland Southampton 2 - 0 West Brom Tottenham 3 - 1 Crystal Palace Man Utd 2 - 1 Swansea Newcastle 1 - 3 Man City Stoke 0 - 1 Liverpool Aston Villa 0 - 2 Arsenal

The only thing stopping me is the fact my ticket is cheaper as l'm on the 10 year deal and if I gave it up I'd have to pay quite a bit more to get one back. Saying that we had a little girl last summer so I'd get to see her more and at the same time £40-odd a month. But I would miss it. I know l would.

I'd rather they stayed up than win a cup like, it would be unbearable

I'm certain a lot of these useless fuckers think this semi is a one legged affair.

Got to be on the verge after this shower.

Gameweek 20: Swansea 0 - 2 Man City Arsenal 3 - 0 Cardiff Crystal Palace 2 - 1 Norwich Fulham 2 - 0 West Ham Liverpool 3 - 1 Hull Southampton 1 - 1 Chelsea Stoke 1 - 2 Everton Sunderland 1 - 1 Aston Villa West Brom 1 - 2 Newcastle Man Utd 2 - 2 Tottenham

Missed the early game cos l'm a drunken mess!! Aston Villa v Swansea 1 - 1 Hull v Fulham 1 - 1 Man City v Crystal Palace 5 - 0 Norwich v Man Utd 0 - 2 Cardiff v Sunderland 1 - 1 Everton v Southampton 2 - 1 Newcastle v Arsenal 1 - 2 Chelsea v Liverpool 2 - 2 Tottenham v Stoke 2 - 0

Gameweek 18: Hull 0 - 2 Man Utd Aston Villa 2 - 1 Crystal Palace Cardiff 1 - 1 Southampton Chelsea 1 - 0 Swansea Everton 4 - 0 Sunderland Newcastle 2 - 1 Stoke Norwich 1 - 1 Fulham Tottenham 3 - 1 West Brom West Ham 0 - 2 Arsenal Man City 3 - 2 Liverpool

Probably been mentioned many times before but when, on various TV shows like Goals on Sunday, we're referred to as Newcastle. No United. And Manure are constantly referred to as United. We are Newcastle United. It should be law that the full title is always used.

Chances of him being gone in January? Showing more than ever he's our most important player and his performances for France in their play off games against Ukraine won't have gone unnoticed. Possible suitors willing to make a move in the hope his performances maintain or even improve leading up to the World Cup? Mind you I'm still struggling to see where he would fit in at any of the so called bigger clubs.

Gameweek 17: Liverpool 4 - 0 Cardiff Crystal Palace 1 - 2 Newcastle Fulham 1 - 3 Man City Man Utd 2 - 0 West Ham Stoke 0 - 0 Aston Villa Sunderland 3 - 0 Norwich West Brom 1 - 1 Hull Southampton 2 - 1 Tottenham Swansea 0 - 2 Everton Arsenal 2 - 1 Chelsea

They mainly hoofed it yesterday. Righto. They resorted to a bit of hoofball but that's because we were closing them down and stopping them from playing out from the back. More so than I've seen us do for a long time.

Was absolutely livid with him for his attempted chip which led to their goal. Just no need for it. Extremely risky and paid the ultimate price.

Gameweek 16: Man City 3 - 1 Arsenal Cardiff 1 - 1 West Brom Chelsea 3 - 0 Crystal Palace Everton 2 - 0 Fulham Newcastle 2 - 2 Southampton West Ham 0 - 0 Sunderland Hull 1 - 1 Stoke Aston Villa 1 - 2 Man Utd Norwich 1 - 1 Swansea Tottenham 2 - 1 Liverpool

February amendments **Derby not televised** Barclays Premier League live fixture list West Ham United v Swansea City Saturday 1 February, 12.45pm (BT Sport) West Bromwich Albion v Liverpool Sunday 2 February, 1.30pm (Sky Sports) Arsenal v Crystal Palace Sunday 2 February, 4pm (Sky Sports) Manchester City v Chelsea Monday 3 February, 8pm (Sky Sports) * This match will revert to Saturday 1 February, 5.30pm and remain live on Sky Sports should either or both clubs be involved in an FA Cup fourth-round replay. Liverpool v Arsenal Saturday 8 February, 12.45pm (BT Sport) Swansea City v Cardiff City Saturday 8 February, 5.30pm (Sky Sports) Tottenham Hotspur v Everton Sunday 9 February, 1.30pm (Sky Sports) Manchester United v Fulham Sunday 9 February, 4pm (Sky Sports) Cardiff City v Aston Villa Tuesday 11 February, 7.45pm (BT Sport) Arsenal v Manchester United Wednesday 12 February, 7.45pm (BT Sport) Chelsea v Everton Saturday 22 February, 12.45pm (BT Sport) Newcastle United v Aston Villa Saturday 22 February, 5.30pm (Sky Sports) * In the event that Manchester United are scheduled to play in the UEFA Champions League on Tuesday 25 February, this match will move to Sunday 23 February, 1.30pm and remain live on Sky Sports. Crystal Palace v Manchester United Sunday 23 February, 1.30pm (Sky Sports) * In the event that Manchester United are scheduled to play in the UEFA Champions League on Tuesday 25 February, this match will move to Saturday 22 February, 5.30pm and remain live on Sky Sports. Norwich City v Tottenham Hotspur Sunday 23 February, 4pm (Sky Sports)

And they know it too: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-biggest-indictment-of-safc.846074/ some harsh home truths in there. This made me laugh. A lot. A hell of a lot.