Magpie

Cracking goal, chuffed for him

It's better than last season's, easily!

Anyone got any idea when we'll receive our new cards?!??!

Fuck me you'd think they were in the final of the FA cup the way some of them are going on about this Barclays Asia Trophy, it's a two game competition you morons. Christ.

I like it. It's better than last season's anyway.

Any coach going to Rangers?

I think the mackem game is going to be a 4 kick off, they'd have announced it as an earlier kick off already.

Locked up following a drunken assault on Sheryl

Kinnear's going to be our Barry Fry, doing fucking everything. And being a complete cunt at the same time. In all seriousness though I absolutely dread to think who he's going to bring in as his replacement.

Think that happened last year on more than one occasion but I don't necessarily think it's a given.

Well going off that seeing as we're always away Boxing Day we'll be at Hull.

If it's a pretty low key first home game then there should be serious consideration given to some kind of boycott. Thousands of empty seats on the opening day would surely get a message across.

AUGUST Mon 19 Manchester City (a) 8pm (Sky) (NBCSN) Sat 24 West Ham United (h) 3pm Sat 31 Fulham (h) 3pm SEPTEMBER Sat 14 Aston Villa (a) 3pm Sat 21 Hull City (h) 3pm Mon 30 Everton (a) 8pm (Sky) (NBCSN) OCTOBER Sat 5 Cardiff City (a) 3pm Sat 19 Liverpool (h) 12.45pm (BT) (NBCSN) Sun 27 Sunderland (a) 4pm (Sky) NBCSN) NOVEMBER Sat 2 Chelsea (h) 12.45pm (BT) (NBCSN) Sun 10 Tottenham Hotspur (a) 12pm (Sky) (NBCSN) Sat 23 Norwich City (h) 3pm Sat 30 West Bromwich Albion (h) 5.30pm (Sky) (NBC) DECEMBER Tue 3 Swansea City (a) Sat 7 Manchester United (a) Sat 14 Southampton (h) Sat 21 Crystal Palace (a) Thu 26 Stoke City (h) Sat 28 Arsenal (h) JANUARY Wed 1 West Bromwich Albion (a) Sat 11 Manchester City (h) Sat 18 West Ham United (a) Sat 25 FA Cup R4 Tue 28 Norwich City (a) FEBRUARY Sat 1 Sunderland (h) Sat 8 Chelsea (a) Wed 12 Tottenham Hotspur (h) Sat 22 Aston Villa (h) MARCH Sat 1 Hull City (a) Sun 2 Capital One Cup Final Sat 8 Everton (h) Sat 15 Fulham (a) Sat 22 Crystal Palace (h) Sat 29 Southampton (a) APRIL Sat 5 Manchester United (h) Sat 12 Stoke City (a) Sat 19 Swansea City (h) Sat 26 Arsenal (a) MAY Sat 3 Cardiff City (h) Sun 11 Liverpool (a) (North American fans: All 38 games will be broadcast on the NBC family of Networks in America.)

The agent of reported Newcastle United target Brown Ideye says interest in the striker is growing. Dynamo Kyiv have already lined up a replacement for the Nigeria international in Anderlecht’s Dieumerci Mbokani. Ideye reportedly wants a move to England but as yet no Premier League clubs have offered him a move. Hootan Ahmadi told Sky Tyne and Wear: "Quite a few clubs are interested now in France, Turkey, Germany, Russia and the Middle East. We are just seeing what the best option is. "We are waiting for English clubs. He's still keen on the Premier League, although money will be a lot better abroad." The 24-year-old joined Dynamo Kyiv from French club Socheaux in 2011. http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/article/70698/agent-interest-growing-in-newcastle-transfer-target-brown-ideye

Seemed to tail right off after Holloway left Blackpool, is he really good enough for the Prem? Think having Ince as his dad he's more likely to make the correct, smarter move rather than the big payday move to a club where he'll never get a game.

HAHA Bet you we have exactly the same collar!

Reports of a €15m bid for N'Koulou?!?!?!

I beat the knacker (glad he didn't predict them two out of kilter midweek games mind!!!)

Think I got 12 instead of 11 in week 37 but I'll let it ride seeing as I'd cemented 2nd place!!! And Barnes is scary like, you use your obvious powers for financial reward?

Gameweek 38: Chelsea 2-1 Everton Liverpool 2-0 QPR Man City 3-0 Norwich Newcastle 1-3 Arsenal Southampton 1-1 Stoke City Swansea 1-0 Fulham Tottenham 3-1 Sunderland West Brom 0-2 Man Utd West Ham 3-1 Reading Wigan 1-1 Aston Villa

2013/14 fixtures released 19th June

Many staying for the now obilgatory post last home match show of appreciation? Don't think I can bring myself to to be honest.

Someone posted this on farcebook!

According to Beardsley at a talk in on Thursday he's been on fire in training this week so hopefully you're right.