Magpie

Me ST mate just tried to buy me a ticket for the Chelsea game in level 7 but has to buy a bairn's ticket with it. That needs changing immediately.

Me neither, I'm worse than yesterday. Mind I am WFH today ??

I don't actually think Martinez is that much better, absolutely dreadful coach in my opinion

Fender looking a little worse for wear on BBC news this morning

Just woke up, was it a dream???

Conte He always mentions the 'project'. This is the biggest one out there. His track record is concerning however, three season his longest stint at Juventus.

Me too but there's zero chance he's leaving Leicester anytime soon

Mate gave me his two tickets for the West Hame game start of the season. Genuinely optimistic at half time but fuck me by full time it was plain to see that we were doomed under Bruce. Before that it was Rafa's last home game. Next one? God only knows, gonna be like rocking horse shite

Rodgers??

He's obviously highly rated. Favourite to take over from Koeman isn't he? I just remember him being so woefully inept defensively at both Wigan and Everton.

And Martinez is 18/1 to come in as manager ???

Conte's the dream Howe's the likely candidate

Aye he has just been diagnosed with dementia like ?

Given's son HAHAHA Get in!!!

Fucking Sky Sports notification, new owners expected to replace Bruce. ANNOUNCE IT

I have to go in the office today ?

Thought the Athletic article was a bit optimistic but Caulkin retweeted it

Ranieri confirmed. Can see that going sideways.

Clearest yellow you're ever likely to see

Genuinely don't know why he doesn't fuck off somewhere else? He's genuinely disliked, or hated, by the majority of fans of the football team he mainly covers.

But aye, according to some of our fans (morons) Bruce is just as good as Rafa

??? apologies. Our beloved head coach was sat in the seat in front of my mate on a plane from Majorca this morning

Bruce

My mate flew back from Majorca this morning and he said he was in the seat in front of him