Big Geordie

Lucky, lucky point in the end - but will take it. Joelinton should have been sent off (really stupid to grab the keeper!) and then really fortunate that the goal was ruled out for 'handball'. Not a good day, but a point on the road.

Sky still packing the ad breaks in. :

It's early days for this season lads - no need to panic yet. They all need a kick up the arse though - no doubt.

After a bright start, it's been poor. Look disjointed and off the pace.

Next to no pre-match discussion from Sky. Plenty ad-breaks as others have noted though. Joke.

Villa 0 Arsenal 2 Partey

Villa 0 Arsenal 1 Trossard

Blyth end up losing 4-2 at Workshop Town, after being 2-1 ahead. Home to Morpeth on Monday next for them. Ashington lost 4-1 at Congleton Town, in the FA Trophy North Shields won 4-0 at Redcar Town, in the FA Vase.

Man City 4 Ipswich 1 Haaland (hattrick) Middlesbrough 2 Portsmouth 2 Conway

Mackems down to 10 men. Dan Neill 2nd off for 2nd yellow.

Spurs 4 Everton 0 Son

Fulham 2 Leicester 1 Iwobi

Spurs 3 Everton 0 Romero

Palace 0 West Ham 2 Bowen

Southampton 0 Forest 1 Gibbs-White with a raker

Palace 0 West Ham 1 Soucek

Brighton Joao Pedro.

As I was saying......

Man United hanging on? Watch them get a poxy equalizer near the end.

Brighton 1 Man United 0 Wellbeck

I bet Jenas has a little winky anyway - his kind always do (all mouth and no trousers!)

Jenas was one of the 'young guns', who in the end did for SBR. Part of that pack along with Dyer, Bellamy and Bramble. Arrogant pricks they were and probs still are.

Posted this in NWOAT earlier; C4 News said that Jenas knew the news was going to break, but not when. And apparently TalkShite turned off the phone calls and also the 'live online chat', whilst he was on air. I know some will find Jenas inoffensive in his style but for me, he's one of those cunts that would eat himself, if he were made of chocolate.

C4 News said that Jenas knew the news was going to break, but not when. And apparently TalkShite turned off the phone calls and also the 'live online chat', whilst he was on air. I know some will find Jenas inoffensive in his style but for me, he's one of those cunts that would eat himself, if he were made of chocolate.

Was surely lined up to replace Lineker on MotD. He's totally bland and could talk a glass eye to sleep. Must have been something really bad!