Big Geordie

Spurs 1 Burnley 0 Harry Kane

Chelsea pull one back - 2-1 VAR check Given

2-0 Calvert-Lewin

Everton 1 up all ready. Richarlison.

Total Sport mentioned something earlier about him calling fans who watch live streams, as 'parasites'. ::

That's brilliant. Can taste the bitterness of his tears.

What a really jammy, jammy win. Will take it though! Dubs MoM - we defended superbly.

4-2. ::

I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoes. ?

Decent draw for us and bound to be on TV. It’s also amazing how often the Merseyside clubs draw each other in the cups! Also - Chelsea and both Manchester clubs get their usual home draw.

Villa level Mings

Arsenal level PEA scores the re-taken pen.

Krul saves PEA pen! It's gonna be a retake. Encroachment by Norwich player.

He and all the others must be living in an alternate universe. Shearer and Bruce are big mates. And it shows.

Surely the end is near for Lee Clark at Blyth. Spartans currently 6-0 down at home to Brackley Town.

Superb goal, mind

Unexpected but superb point today.

Garbage line-up. Bruce is clueless.

VAR give the goal, but then it's another check.

What are the excuses tonight then, cabbageheed?

It’s been wank. Nice one, Bruce!

Joelinton needs taking out of the staring XI - as does Almiron.

Citeh 2 Chelsea 1 Mahrez

1-1 KDB

Kante was the scorer.