Big Geordie

Palace 1 Everton 2 Ricarlison (pen)

Palace level

A very big stool? ::

7-0 Ritchie

Fraser hits the bar with a header......

Carroll misses a good chance.

aye, can't find nowt now Probably hasn't wiped his arse properly! Carrol on for Almiron Barlasser on for Hayden

I've never seen NUFC score more than 8 in my life time (Sheff Weds at home)

6-0 Lascelles

Fraser on for Clark

Eh? ::

Well, I didn't see this coming. I know we've got to take the standard of the opposition into account, but this is a proper pasting we are handing out.

Hayden makes it 5-0

Morcambe down to 10 - Longstaff nailed by a bad tackle.

Joelinton bags his 2nd with a screamer!

3-0 Murphy

joe from Linton misses a sitter! (hit post)

Joe from Linton! :: 1-0

Who's gonna get the goals tonight, then?

What will cabbage heeds excuse be today then?

If this is the fayre to expect this season, we are gonna be in real trouble - again. Embarrassing. 3-0 - great finish

Here’s jo from Linton to save the day :: ?

Almiron on for Carroll

We won’t finish with 11 men here either.

Lamptey best player on the pitch by a country mile. Bruce is clueless. Brighton could win this by 4 or 5.