Big Geordie

Colback will have his usual blinder today, too.

A lack of pace again (bar Gayle)

*jesus*

Laurent Robert's scorpion kick was better than this and Mica's, IMO.

5Live raving about it. Better than the Armeian's the other week apparently.

Disappointed to have missed the casual racism over on RTG.

Cleverley would undoubtedly do a job for us in this league. Signing him on loan gets a from me.

Happy New Year, lads and lasses.

I would have loved to have gone to this. Am sure we could have taken another 10000 had Blackburn given us the tickets! Still, will have to made do with watching on Sky Sports.

RTG going to class viewing over the next few hours.

Swansea 0 Bournemouth 3 King

Man United 2 Boro 1 Pogba

Man United 1 Boro 1 Martiai

Chelsea 4 Stoke 2 Costa with a belter.

Burnley 4-0 Barnes (pen)

Man United 0 Boro 1 Leadbitter.

Chelsea 3 Stoke 2 Willian

Chelsea 2 Stoke 2 Peter Crouch with his first goal in the league since 2014.

Birmingham level at Barnsley - 2-2.

Mackems getting bummed - Gray treble. 3-0

Swansea 0 Bournemouth 2 Fraser

Southampton 1 WBA 1 Matt Phillips

Southampton 1 WBA 0 Long

Chelsea 1 Stoke 0 Cahill.

Mackems losing Andre Gray