Dokko

Cancel that table and come to this instead.

Surely we can have a £100m a year tourney of our own. Nufc vs nufc reserves in Saudi. Same thing really. How can thry stop it?

No excitement about this now. I'll be getting as drunk as I can and find out the score when I wake up on Tuesday.

Devastating

Plenty of spaces left for anyone still thinking about it. Bring your mates.

Probably posted a thousand times already but... Kevin Keegan on Eddie Howe: "Where you are so lucky here now you have a guy in charge of your football club who gets it. He really does get it. You have not had that for a long time. Forget Mike Ashley he's not worth talking about. But it was 10 years where this club went absolutely nowhere, but this guy now (Eddie Howe), who you've got, if they support him, definitely Eddie Howe, don't give up on him... I was with Eddie Howe at the theatre, and we discussed for 20 minutes all things Newcastle United. From that minute on, before that I was convinced, but I was convinced that this guy (Howe) will take you where you want to go. So support him."

Thank you Manure for rescuing this terrible weekend

All of them can fuck off.

Not many i'd keep.

piss take.

I give up on football.

Both correct.

offside, that.

GTFI!!

On what grounds? I'd be embarrassed if we try to appeal that. Petulant little shit.