Dokko

L'Equipe i think is the one your on about. Which has a habit of making things up, including quotes since there is no law in France saying they can't (well that was Roberts excuse)

not very almost helpful! 5 foot 8 according to wiki. Few inches taller than Dave then.

Ivan Rakitic That looks about right.

Rat summit or other.

£50k+ Probably going to take £70k to get him here imo. Wrong thread mate. No it's what Taylor deserves! Hahaha! Teach me for flying through threads while doing an assignment. Back on topic. £25kpw for me.

I think he owns them out right iirc.

£50k+ Probably going to take £70k to get him here imo.

Not just them - Even NUFC shirts/kits are still cheaper at Sports Soccer than the official Club Shops. I know he's making money either way on ours, but if it was that important to him/the club, he'd surely stop reducing the NUFC kits at Sports Soccer, or just stop selling them there. Another priceless moment from Werside though. Wonder if the mackems have started eating 'suga puffs' again yet???!!! No, they are still just gobbling normal puffs.

Good read this... Aye well done Matthew Coker, got our situation, formations & players nailed on 1000000000 times better than any newspaper! Tell you what though, after reading that then coming back on here my eyes nearly fell out of their sockets, horrible colours.

I hear Taylor is getting a proper agency to do his contracts from now on, not his dad.

Dutch boss Louis van Gaal has heaped praise on Newcastle reserve coach Adam Sadler. Sadler has been working with Van Gaal at Dutch side AZ Alkmaar as part of his progression in the game. He told the Evening Chronicle: "Adam stayed here for one week and watched us work during our training sessions. "Adam asks intelligent questions and made a great impression as a human being, but also a great impression football-wise. "We are flooded by requests from coaches from all over Europe, such as Spain, Turkey, Switzerland and Portugal, to do a placement with us who want to obtain a UEFA Pro-Licence. "This season we have got at least 20 applications, including Adam. "The Newcastle United club doctor Iain McGuinness, who worked with Arthur Numan and Shota Arveladze at Glasgow Rangers, introduced Adam to us. "Some of coaches stay here for the entire season, like Jan Zoutman, who is now at the helm at First Division side Haarlem, while others, like Ruud Kaiser, coach of the Dutch under-17 squad, come here one day a month. "I had conversations with Adam before I asked my assistants, Edgar Metgod in particular, to take care of him."

From the report on .co.uk 'That joy was short-lived and the Magpies were back on level terms within 60 seconds, Kazenga LuaLua firing a goal of the season contender with an unstoppable 25-yard strike beyond Adam Bartlett's despairing dive.' Adam Bartlett used to be a NUFC academy player didn't he? Who were they playing?

Well a few gay men. Was like a 90min episode of Eurotrash.

It was like men against subbuteo players out there.

Dickhead.

C. Ronaldo the big time bottler.

Manu are gonna tear them apart at OT if Barca don't score.

Martin Jol.

Is Rooney playing?

Can you imaging Mr Fallows trying to prove his worth to KK? KK "So what do you do then Dave?" DF "Oh, er, i watch videos, yeah, like this you see?" KK "Yeah i think i do...and people have the nerve to call Terry useless" DF "Don't worry, my wages are paid for by the nash, please don't sack me!" Even though we have immediately appointed a replacement? Mike Crompton - DVD analyst.

Can you imaging Mr Fallows trying to prove his worth to KK? KK "So what do you do then Dave?" DF "Oh, er, i watch videos, yeah, like this you see?" KK "Yeah i think i do...and people have the nerve to call Terry useless" DF "Don't worry, my wages are paid for by the nash, please don't sack me!"

haha! WE know he's only human, its YOU LOT that go on about him like his god mackems.gif Fuk me sky, you melodramatic twats.

Bit like Braca Vs Liverpool where Barca just hammered them for ages, the Bellamy went and scored.

Deco = wank

Tevez has come dressed as an oil slick.