Dokko

Bringing the middle east together, one unlawful PL rule at a time.

Go all out, buy who we want, let them take us to court. None of it would hold up, they've broken laws in their racist attempt to block Saudi cash from entering the PL.

Buy Minteh back for £50m charging the PL the difference. After all, we were forced to sell him due to their illegal restricting of trade. So many cases like this about to head their way. Goodbye PL. You are fucked. Proper fucked.

Again eating into the prize pot, which only pushes all other clubs closer to failing psr. Glorious.

Quickly stick in a 5bn loan and have it written on by the weekend.

PL teams losing their pot as well due to massive legal costs, so psr hurting them more. So many more cases like this coming their way.

Desmond

Ball bag lives on. 50/50 he gets through the international break though. Hopefully they can't find anyone, again.

Villa's set piece coach is amazing.

NUFC playing him upfront and pen taker is some kind of cheap mind tricks to get him to sign a new deal. The DENNIS system in full force.

2 shite bottom half teams slogging it out, desperate not to lose. Shocking stuff to be still churning out this shite so far into the 'project'

They don't deserve to win, but christ, if we lost, we couldn't complain.

Everton are the worst team we've played all season, and yet we're struggling to register any real attempts this half.

Toothless upfront. Playing a winger as a striker hasn't worked with the pressure of the game. Get Osula on, least it's an unknown.

Trippier has given up.

Anyone saying that's a pen needs to give up the sport. Idiots.

Shit game management by Howe, yet again.

WTF is he taking that for? Stupid AF decision.

VAR our best player. Correct decision, for a change.

We're so fucking shit. Sick of pretending otherwise.

Just called Howe, Dyche. Lovely balance.

Some nice balance here in the studio.

No confidence in that team, so we'll probably win.

Guehi for £5.5m in Jan then.

39k official. So probably 30k. Ours was 51k official.