broonalegeordie

cos hes the most boring?

has big andy banjoed kev yet?

love us being back in the news for all the wrong reasons.

so police were called to a house in northumberland at 6am as an 18 yr old had minor head injuries... so either carroll is soft as fuck and punches like xisco, or fuck all really happened.

Didnt think their was owt in Hexham except a few sheep, and some old people. Why the fuck would he be up there!?

don't think the idea of being a role model to his kid has ever once entered his head to be honest. if it had, he would have had a sensible hair cut, not fuckin lasses hair

this weekend i bet 5 pound and made 30p profit. lol

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I missed this match earlier, just seen the result. Must say I do feel so very sorry for Liverpool. Could it be that 96 years in the top flight could possibly come to an end next May? Would be incredibly fitting.

charlie adam is a cunt

howay, 1 more then im in the money...

i hate them now

howay, 2 more city.

15 - 20 minutes for city to rape these cunts

at fuckin last

thank you you even will wash your hair Lucky boy, he's going to wash your hair. looks like i will make love tonight

foluwashola makes love to sheep? dirty boy.

You're not bad at this betting malarky!

need tevez to score, or city to win by 3 or more, to be in profit!

my English teacher had a pony head with the same Halain difficult to concentrate i wish my english teacher had a pony head!!! infact, my english teacher was scottish !!

i can count to 4 in french

and my english teacher was a bitch

thats ok, my french teacher was a twat. as was my german teacher.

He's got the head of a pickled onion.

beckfords a penis

aye my bets fucked.... got a last minute celtic winner, then liverpool just have to fuck things up... still enjoying it though!!!