Keefaz

Creditors? Banks? That's cleared that up then. 1) Stadium redevelopment 'mortgage' 2) Transfer fees for players already playing for the club (£Xm spread over Y years) 3) The difference between revenue and player wages (plus any other operating costs) 4) An initial player investment when he first took over the club and didn't realise the full extent of the finances (i.e. Smith, Barton, etc.) 5) Barclays overdraft 6) Other short-term loans that Shepherd and co had taken out against the club (underwritten by the training ground, academy, potential MGM casino, etc) So, the £140m Ashley loan: what happens to that when he sells? Gets it back in the form of profit/break-even depending on the price met I presume? There wouldn't be a situation whereupon the future owner would buy the club for, say, £100m and then take on the £140m Ashley loan on terms? Thus Mike would make interest on the loan plus whatever profit he's made on the club? It's possible but not a likely scenario as Ashley would then be running the risk of whoever takes over the club "doing a Leeds/Pompey" and ending up in some form of administration. In that case: wouldn't he get all money the administrators could recoup?

We'll sell him to Liverpool "Fuck off Keefaz you hirsute fucking Judas" The fucking abuse I'm getting from the so-called fans proves that I was right to join the exodus. #ambition

Gig logic? Aye, it's like having post-paedo Gary Glitter as your support act. Not that I'm comparing myself to a paedophile. Ah, piss.

Creditors? Banks? That's cleared that up then. 1) Stadium redevelopment 'mortgage' 2) Transfer fees for players already playing for the club (£Xm spread over Y years) 3) The difference between revenue and player wages (plus any other operating costs) 4) An initial player investment when he first took over the club and didn't realise the full extent of the finances (i.e. Smith, Barton, etc.) 5) Barclays overdraft 6) Other short-term loans that Shepherd and co had taken out against the club (underwritten by the training ground, academy, potential MGM casino, etc) So, the £140m Ashley loan: what happens to that when he sells? Gets it back in the form of profit/break-even depending on the price met I presume? There wouldn't be a situation whereupon the future owner would buy the club for, say, £100m and then take on the £140m Ashley loan on terms? Thus Mike would make interest on the loan plus whatever profit he's made on the club?

Creditors? Banks? That's cleared that up then. 1) Stadium redevelopment 'mortgage' 2) Transfer fees for players already playing for the club (£Xm spread over Y years) 3) The difference between revenue and player wages (plus any other operating costs) 4) An initial player investment when he first took over the club and didn't realise the full extent of the finances (i.e. Smith, Barton, etc.) 5) Barclays overdraft 6) Other short-term loans that Shepherd and co had taken out against the club (underwritten by the training ground, academy, potential MGM casino, etc) So, the £140m Ashley loan: what happens to that when he sells?

me too. and wash up, do laundry, hoover...ect. I'd also pay someone to spot me whilst I partook in autoerotic asphyxiation. Safety First. This lad has got his head screwed on. That lad's got his head in a noose.

Creditors? Banks? That's cleared that up then.

I'm getting a headache going through this thread. Can someone clear up a something? Ashley bought the club for £140m. He loaned the club £140m to pay off debts. What were these debts? To whom were they owed?

I didn't want to mention it, because I'm a modest fella, but there's a really decent chance of that happening.

Put me in at left-back. I know I'll be shit, so when I get skinned repeatedly it'll come as no great disappointment. Then, bring on Santon and he'll be a massive improvement even if he's total balls. After five matches of that, the crowd'll be singing his name and begging for him to come off the bench and pleading that he starts games.

"I asked for pink unicorns! That one is fucking cerise. Get rid of it. GET RID OF IT! What? I don't fucking care. Shoot it. Shoot the fucking thing. Just disappear the twat."

It's not just that, it's all the extras, playing clubs against each other, negotiating contract renewals and all the dirty sub-human shit they get up to. And then, because it was all out of your hands, you can just claim, "The club didn't play ball" or whatever. You can tweet that the club's a cunt and doublethink that it's true because it's out of your hands.

"Can't kick a ball straight but has been seen playing wally outside his house in the evenings. Great signing."

Can we not get fucking... Dion Dublin?

It's still on their site. I checked by going on their site and reading his name.

Good to know. Cheers.

Aye, but Jose was worth double what he went for so this lad must be worth, what, £24m?

Both highly-rated young 'uns with raw talent in need of honing by wiley mangers and first-team experience snatched away from teary-eyed Inter fans who sense another Pirlo fiasco on the cards.

In all seriousness, there are interesting/worrying parallels with Mr. Martins.

Met Nikos Dabizas in Starbucks.

Couldn't give a wet shite what happens. Worracunt.

Give it four years and he'll have his own pancake restaurant.

Crowd should take to him, I reckon. He'll be alreet. Unless he bottles a challenge and then he'll be hounded out for being a twat.

You should have lent him your denim suit. Stretch denim, you cunt. Fucking jegginged up, man.