Keefaz

You rolling cunt.

Have you heard about the Imogen Thomas thing? You're going to eat your words in a second. What's all this? Tell me more.

Love it when shots go out for throw-ins.

The reporter asked him what club they're playing in the CL Final next week. That was his response.

Might turn off when it gets to us; scared I'll break something.

Biggest what in the world? Slag?

Did he give permission for this to be shown on the Beeb?!

Not surprised, tbh. Fucking no idea how to defend.

Such a 'nothing' club with a crappy fanbase. Hopefully, they'll go down next year. Nothing club but at least they played their own way to safety with wins this week and last. Their manager is a likeable bloke and they do try to play. Have nothing against the manager and they've some decent players. Just a bloody awful club.

"You made a lot of friends." "Thank you." "Fuck you."

Wigan, ffs.

Fucking brilliant this, though, eh?

"When Michael Owen's in that position Michael Owen scores." Oh, aye?

Can we not just use massive bribes like other Italian sides?

So, what, we thought we'd play shite to even things up?

What's that fucking mean?

Let's see what rubbish they'll get in.

I like him.

Honestly, though: that's a bit shit.

Proper Newcastle this.

Fixed, motherfuckers. http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4628/fixedr.jpg

Does actually look alright there like. It doesn't! It looks rubbish, man!

Said for ages that Saylor should be up front. Great in the box.

Glad to hear you SURVIVED it. Not sure I'm out of the woods yet. Head's spinning. Absolute chilli overload.

Just had a blazin' hot curry. Absolutely pumped up with adrenalin now. Bring on the relegation rollercoaster.