Keefaz

My dad called him Joey Bartez the other week.

He's only ever looked crap, tbh.

In all seriousness, I wish he'd never been born. Alright, I wouldn't go that far, but I wish he'd never been born with legs.

Get him a Brazil shirt, tbh.

How many yellows today, btw? Some really poor tackles, and by 'poor' I mean incredibly stupid.

I think he's smashing.

harsh on taylor, our only player to offer some movement and drive and done little wrong defensivly. And Campbell played some nice balls forward but as a defensive pairing they were utterly fucking woeful.

Krul: 5 Simpson: 4 Taylor: 3 Campbell: 3 Enrique: 4 Routledge: 3 Guthrie: 0 Tiote: 6 Jonas: 4 Ameobi: 1 Carroll: 4 Subs: Lovenkrands: 5 Smith: meh Ranger: 5

Jesus Christ.

Would've been hilarious if Jonas had broken a toe there.

Guthrie's broken his pride.

MASSIVE FACEPALMS.

Knocking on the door noo. No doubt this'll end 2-0.

Guthrie.

He's right, like. Fuck knows what our lot are up to.

Appalling, man.

Pressure the cocking ball, you fucks.

Shite.

This is gasho.

Awful pass from Jonas.

Hmmm.

C'est magnifique. I like this line: Superb line ! Does "back" mean in training or playing ? Training.

The lad just can't stay on his feet, ffs.

If he gets injured, we're totally fucked. Just saying.