Keefaz

Ipswich.

For a fat bastard, Ashley's surprisingly gutless.

Cos' Ashley is a massive racist. I thought we'd established that?

Pardew can't do well, it's as simple as that. He has to play by Ashley's rules in order to keep his job. Any manager who plays by those rules undermines himself and will ultimately fail, unless you believe Ashley is a football genius.

Let's support Newcastle United against this bunch of c***s rather than supporting the people trying to destroy it, eh? Negativity will only get us one thing and thats relegated. What about a positive negative... Pegitivity.

March 2011.

Libelicious.

Ashley's trying to relegate us. It's the only thing that makes sense.

Where is that from? That's the worst fucking thing I've ever seen. Even Decky wouldn't send that to someone, ffs.

If he holds up a Newcastle scarf at any point, I'm going to projectile vomit my internal organs.

Can't believe this is going to happen. Get Ashley out now. Get that fat cunt out of our club.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6528/41160422pardew245x300.jpg "Oh, God, I'm such a cock." http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/8337/010364741673000.jpg "No one wants to sit next to me. I must be a total cock." http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9594/75a1754bf74e9d43c49d451.jpg "Ah, not again! Ah, you cock..." http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4232/alanpardew001.jpg "Oh, Alan, you cock." http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/8403/alanpardew280756110a.jpg "I am not a cock. I repeat, I am not a cock. Who am I kidding?" http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1914/alanpardew.jpg "Your wife touched my cock..." http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/3083/pardew.jpg "...and she loved it." http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6999/pic62757.jpg "CURRRRRRRRCK." http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4028/southamptonvbirminghamc.jpg "I think, therefore I am... a cock." http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/2167/apcock.jpg

Oh, aye. Makes perfect sense. "ASHLEY MAKES GOOD MANAGERIAL APPOINTMENT" Type of headline I can really see. *Put other sarcastic words here*

Wenger = unknown quantity Pardew = known tit

Pardew, man. It's fucking hilarious until it comes true. There's nee chance of any half-decent manager coming here. Martin Jol, or similar, would require assurances from Ashley and his bellend of a chum that he'll have final say in tactics, selection, personnel, etc. And... well, they just wouldn't receive that, would they? The only appointment we'll get is someone who'd love to pit his FM skills against Ashley's. So, basically, ObiChrisKenobi is next Toon boss.

Also: Beardsley's into West End musicals? WTF?

What makes Ashley think he's qualified to judge who is up to the job? He knows fuck all about football or running a football club. Fantasy football? The guy's a fucking loon, man.

Aye, I'd take 17th now that Fat Cunt has shot his own balls off again.

Just wait 'til he flogs AC in January...

Probably just fancies trying his hand at retail work or perhaps something artistic.

True enough. I hereby rule myself out of the managerial race.

Course it will. Only wish I'd started a thread like this before we appointed Souness. Graeme Souness

Stick a shit manager's name in here as a way of warding the spirits of football from appointing him. Pardew

What's that wacky Frenchman trying to pull now? He's a card!

So, you're pro the Pro-Chris, then?