Keefaz

I like how he's revelling in the fact his tits are bouncing around. Fair play to him, like: I'd be fucking ashamed.

Eh, how? Dunno. I was pretty thick, like.

I think anyone who isn't an ex-footballer on MOTD often seems intimidated with Hansen, Shearer and Lawro's way of emasculating them because they're not real people. Aye. When Chiles started out they treated him like absolute dirt for having an opinion.

I remember that joke. I honestly didn't understand it.

Andy Cole is a fucking atrocious pundit, man. Or is it Les Ferdinand? I divvent knaa.

Alright. I'm just a massive racist.

Nice, swift edit. Cheers. I'm tired, man. Tired, aye, we'll call it that. They all look the same. Arsenal players, I mean.

Nice, swift edit. Cheers. I'm tired, man.

Toure said 'willy'.

Balotelli kicking everything that moves.

Our good play was hardly exciting stuff, tbf. Glad to hear the defence getting props, and D. Simpson in particular who's been a massive improvement over the shite we've had at RB. Fair play to the lad.

Probably a bit harsh. Fuck it. Who cares?

Still think that's a red, tbh. Ranger was going to be one-on-one: no one was getting there.

What is this bullshit?

Thank God they've got Cole on for his insight.

Reina's a dancer.

Btw, you all mocked me when I started the thread about Hughton's crappy tracksuit. Now he's donned a proper whistle, we're doing the business. Suck on that, you massive chods.

Just like the mackem game: you can't fault anyone, really. Haven't seen a TEAM like this around these parts for ages and ages.

Aye. Nice to hear Pleat singing their praises when most of the media think 'Oh, Newcastle's defending: LOLZ'.

Oui, t'as raison.

Nice one, lads. Big Andy MOTM for me. Superb. Barton brilliant again. Amazing how these players are starting to look the business. Even Shola, ffs.

4th for the time-being. Citeh match hasn't finished.

Jesus Fucking Christ.