Keefaz

Fuck. Love to be in a Newcastle pub now. Can imagine the stick Monkey's Heid's getting.

Put on my Shearer testimonial scarf at kick-off, so I'm probably responsible for this performance, tbh.

Really chuffed. We've deserved that, tbh. Everyone's contributed. :thup:

Excellent pen. WHAT A DAY!

Bit clumsy. Buit fortunate.

Outplayed them, simple as that.

Lol

Refs are shite. Simple as that.

DRINK IT UP, MESSI! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Hiliarous goal.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!"

Bwahaha.

Tiote is really nervous.

Cattermole: wahey!

DRINK THAT PISS, MESSI! DRINK IT!

Brilliant by the lardy captain.

YOU BEAUTIFUL FAT MAN!

Barton's been superb, tbh.

Shola's got to put that in, man.

Hot fuck.

Is Tiote shitting his kecks?

Shocking? or Clever? Well it didn't shock me. Oh, aye.

Shocking ball by Jonas.

What a ball from Simpson.

Christ, what was that all about?