Keefaz

Still don't believe it was Shola playing. Didn't even look like the same bloke.

The definition of Geordie has changed, tbh. When SBR was born almost everyone in the NE was called 'a Geordie'. Anyway, what's wrong with 'Mag'?

Think the atmos first 30 mins really helped us out.

What a cock, man.

Banana man surely? Please let that be true.

Are you taking the piss?

Divvent get in a huff, like, Dave.

If we're lucky: mid-table. What more could you ask for?

This. Clearly this.

Looks like he's staring at his hand, the mental.

But I was right, wasn't I?

Fair enough, tbh.

Aye. Absolutely immense.

The backheel to Simpson as he was racing up the line was brilliant. Agreed, totally took the piss. Aye, was mint. Liked the way he didn't even bother looking, just like walking away from an explosion. Cool as fuck.

Nah, I think we got that. Just his... unique style.

Seriously, what is the point of that? You have to ask? He's ready to run onto a rebound. Loads of players do it. Aye, you see loads of players mimicking goalkeepers' every move at FKs.

No doubt fleeing from crime scenes.

"Assitance referee"?

"Head piece"?

"Lip-readed"?

It's always bellends like him and Souness coming out with shit like that. What they mean is, "I saw Chelsea play like that, so I think that is what is good."