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Messi should try to renegotiate his bet: perhaps eat his own turds if Nolan scores 15?

I suspect it's more about the following in than anything else because he's such a greedy ball-grabbing cunt, the fat beautiful bastard.

I wonder if that's the real reason. He can see the ball's trajectory and immediately react.

But surely by blocking the keeper's view he's directly in the way of the ball?

Seriously, what is the point of that?

Him and Carroll will be double teaming his missus the neet.

Honestly, he was brilliant today. Couldn't believe my eyes. His touch in the first 10-15 minutes was fucking woeful, like.

He's magic, man. Maintained his dignity in spite of months of speculation. Now he's finally gone out and bought a suit, I'm totally in love with him.

Tiote's given him a new lease of life in the PL, tbh.

Commrade Chris. Fuckin love the guy. Amount of shite he has put up with and he just keeps on plugging on. Hope he gets fucking mortal tonight and fists five lasses. Go on son to the wristbands. / lager

Nolan was it for me today. f*** it. Team of the Match! Did Sky show the naked streaker bloke? No when was that Second half, Barton Free Kick on the Right side of the pitch. It was taking forever as the Ref was booking the last Mackem not to have been booked. Naked Streaker ran from the Gallowgate end, to the half way line, did a circle around Darren Bent and ran back the Gallowgate end. Heard the crowd go, "Weeeeeeeeeeeeey!" But didn't see owt.

Get oot the neet and bottle someone, Andy. You deserve it.

Let's... TAKE ALL 3?!

Glad Tiote got his shit together as well. Looked shocking (and shocked) for about 15-20 minutes.

Can't believe how nervous I was at kick-off. We absolutely facebummed them.

Stitch that, you fucking mongs.

You knackas, man.

Well impressed with Shola. Shocked in fact.

How many fouls has AC won today?

Bwahaha! Awesome.

Nolan, taking the piss. BUT WHO WILL BE DRINKING IT?

Caroll's shown some excellent pace and quick feet today. Smashing.

Awesome chant.

Brill finish by Shola, tbf.

Microphone nearly exploded.