Keefaz

Yellow card that ugly cunt.

Our movement's better than I've seen for a while, though.

Been quite impressed, tbh.

Good idea. Um, aye.

Some fucking brilliant counter-attacking play there, though.

Guthrie's 'impeccable technique' comes to the fore.

Was a good run, tbf.

Fuck it, man. If Rangers players want to kill each other, let them.

What an ugly fucking cunt, btw.

Easy goal, tbf.

Will be a good test, this. See where we stand.

There must be 5 or 6 better options on the left than N'Zogbia off the top of my head.

Is there fuck.

"It's the trainin' short, man! Am not fat like!"

Fact is all our midfielders are rubs. Scott Parker would walk into our team (turn through 540 degrees and walk back out).

Shy bairns get nowt.

They're fucking horrible and I hate them.

Like anyone could possibly predict what Ashley will do. He's a fucking loon.

Aye, scored that OG against Man Utd to stop the mackems winning.

Very rich owner. Richer than ours? Considerably. How. Annoying.

Very rich owner. Richer than ours?

Aye, let's show the kids some love.

It's more a case of me wondering where they came from to even negotiate with a player like Ben Arfa. Wikipedia says Hoffenheim has a population of 3,272.

Who the fuck are Hoffenheim? Seriously. They were in the German version of the Conference North a few seasons ago, ffs.

"Sources close to the club". Nice that French media is full of shite as well.