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Best RB at the club though. If you exclude Saylor. The CB, yes. In my opinion he's a better right-back than he is a central defender. how many games for us has he played at RB? No idea. 15-20?

Best RB at the club though. If you exclude Saylor. The CB, yes. In my opinion he's a better right-back than he is a central defender.

Best RB at the club though. If you exclude Saylor.

He's balls anyway.

Had a dream about Wallsend last night. That is all.

I've heard they're making them take a shower though? Any one know if that's true? Fucking disgrace if you ask me. Blatently saying ST holders are scruffy cunts. What? How would that work?

Roger Ebert has a good review here: http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080826/REVIEWS/808289986/1023. Probably crap.

Schweinsteiger's been bigged up for the last three tournaments. Still hasn't really set the world on fire.

Thursday 10 June 7:55pm - 9:00pm, ITV4: How To Win The World Cup Repeat of the absolute load of balls from the other day. 9:30pm - 10:30pm, BBC2: World Cup Kick Off Concert Ridiculous opening ceremony thing with local acts like Freshlyground, the Parlotones and Vusi Mahlasela. More recognisable will be the international visitors to Orlando Stadium, including Black-Eyed Peas, Alicia Keys and Shakira. Somali-born singer K'naan will perform his song Wavin' Flag, which is the anthem for the whole tournament. Apparently. 9:00pm - 10:00pm, C4: Come Dine with Me: Footballers Special After the creme brulee of last night's Wags edition, this is more like suet pudding. But it's worth watching for the less than stellar assortment of former England footballers - Neil "Razor" Ruddock, John Fashanu, Frank Worthington and Carlton Palmer - who take part. The results are as painful as you'd expect: lowlights include Ruddock answering the door dressed only in an apron and Worthington's back-to- basics attempt at vinaigrette. It's not for the faint-hearted. 9:00pm - 10:30pm, BBC4: Hero: The Bobby Moore Story Documentary telling the story of Bobby Moore, who has passed into football legend as the captain who led England to its only World Cup victory in 1966. Together with highlights from his career, he is remembered here by his family, friends and fellow footballers. The skills and determination of the East End boy who went on to lift the World Cup are recalled by a host of greats including Pele, George Best, Jimmy Greaves, Denis Law, Bobby and Jack Charlton, Alan Ball, Geoff Hurst and David Beckham. 10:00pm - 10:30pm, Sky Sports 1: World Cup Report News, talking points and analysis of the major World Cup issues from South Africa. Text your views to 84408 (texts cost 25p, plus standard SMS network charge). 10:35pm - 12:20am, ITV1: Sixty Six It's 1966 and England is hosting the World Cup finals. It's also the year that 12-year-old Bernie celebrates his bar mitzvah. But guess what? The final match and Bernie's big celebration both fall on the same day. And, as England's hopes of taking the trophy rise, so the scale of Bernie's bar mitzvah falls. Suddenly, even close family concoct reasons to be stuck in front of the TV on the day that Bernie has looked foward to for years, and has planned down to the smallest detail. But at least the growing soccer mania leads to an improvement in Bernie's relationship with his rather distant father. Gregg Sulkin makes a likeable lead as Bernie and Eddie Marsan gives a solid performance as his dad, but the real revelation in this engaging coming-of-age comedy is Helena Bonham Carter, who's nicely cast as an ordinary wife and mother. 12:20am - 3:20am, BBC2: World Cup Kick Off Concert The complete concert for those with brain damage. Add any I've mised, plsthnxbye!

Us, obviously.

Er, yes.

Good idea, that. Must be inspiring to the lads that go there.

4:05pm - 4:35pm, BBC1: World Cup Stories Celebrating South Africa as it becomes the first nation in Africa to host the FIFA World Cup. Featuring South Africa's stunning landscapes, architecturally unique stadiums and stark social environmental contrasts. Six personal stories provide a window on to the world of six very different South African children. 8:00pm - 9:00pm, Channel 4: Come Dine with Me WAGS Special You thought Come Dine with Me was as rancorously daft as TV could get, but no: they've cranked it up further with a gang of footballers' wives and girlfriends and the result is horribly, cruelly funny. It's just too easy to mock Wags when they're as ditzy as this lot. "I could talk about shoes all day," coos Chantelle Tagoe (Emile Heskey's other half) as she fondles a pair of heels that may have cost £1,200 or £1,800, she can't quite remember. Meanwhile, Jude Cisse passes off cucumber as papaya and movingly describes the romantic day when Djibril proposed marriage to her by text message. Aah. It's worth watching for the interiors alone - the sofas with rows of cushions four-deep, the floor-to-ceiling shelves for your handbags and the gilt throne for the hostess to sit on (the Cisses have something of a gilt complex). The strangest thing is that you may decide by the end that for all their clueless decadence, in at least three of four cases, these really aren't bad people. 8:00pm - 10:00pm, BBC3: World Cup's Most Shocking Moments Peter Crouch once again humiliates himself on national TV. Add any I've missed, plsthanxbye.

Were we cool for a time? Seems impossible nowadays.

Looks decent, tbh. Fucking horrific what happens to them.

Anyone watching this on ITV4? Not bad if you've nowt else to do.

I've heard good things from pals about Mesut Ozil and Cacau in the German squad. Who else will you be scouting?

Tuesday, 8 June 2010 8:00pm - 9:00pm, ITV4: FIFA World Cup Greatest Moments Matt Smith looks back at the World Cup's greatest ever moments, including England's victorious 1966 final against West Germany and Brazil's brilliant win over Italy in 1970. Journalists and pundits including Clive Tyldesley, Robbie Earle and David Pleat give their views. 10:00pm - 11:30pm, More4: True Stories: Albino United Teams on away games often face a hostile home crowd, but none so blood-chilling as those braved by Albino United, Tanzanian footballers who all have the condition that affects skin pigmentation. In recent years, many albinos have been killed or maimed so that their body parts can be used by witchdoctors in potions and remedies. As World Cup fever sweeps Africa, Albino United head out from Dar es Salaam to tour dangerous territories around Tanzania. They hope to convince the crowds that attitudes towards albinism must change. "We have decided to show people we are humans," says one player. "We are not here to be sacrificed." This rough and ready film shows glimmers of heart in the darkness. 10:35pm - 11:05pm, BBC1: Panorama: Man United - into the Red Red is the colour of Manchester United - but now it's as famous as the colour of the club's balance sheet. Thousands of its fans wear green and gold - a protest against American owners the Glazer family who, they say, have saddled the club with a growing mountain of debt. On the eve of the World Cup - and ahead of a possible bid for the club - John Sweeney explores the battle for the soul of United, the true scale of its debts and its ramifications for our national game. Add any I've missed, leyk.

wouldn't you be better off getting the address and finding out where the nearest local boozer is ? Think that's what I'll go for. It's in yokel country, like. Don't fancy a pub full of UKIP supporters and mad farmers.

Go to a lesbian party and get shoved in a bloody shed in the back to watch it on your own.

Stay at home then would be the only option. I dunno, i generally find England nights for the WC EC alright and not much bother. I don't stay out if were beat so no idea what it gets like afterwards. Nah I meant more along the lines of pissed 14 year old charvers, i'm not sure how it works down there. More chance of bumping into pissed gay men, I think.

You not got a local? Just go there, man.

Well, one thing I've learnt is to never get my hopes up for anything ever again.

Not sure I can bear to listen to it.

"David Goldblatt, embarks on an assortment of adventures into the meaning and madness of the game. He travels to four very different football games in Italy, Egypt, Ghana and the UK, to experience the build-up and pitch action from the perspective of the fans."