Keefaz

Always the whites a fault. Yeah, what a racist. Not my fault y'all white folk got the rhythm of an epileptic at a rave.

Portugal have been horrible, but IC have dominated possession with nice passing, closed everything down very sharply. Just lacked a cutting edge.

Portugal outplayed, imo. If Drogba had been on they'd be losing by now.

Portugal so far off the pace it's fucking embarrassing.

Portugal, man, wake up!

Eboue's kegs, man.

They ain't so bad at the minute with the drums and some actual rhythm. It's probably just white folks fucking it up and blowing randomly.

Pitch is cutting up like a motherfucker.

Portugal a bit off the pace. Can't keep the ball at all.

The ref's an arse.

Ivory Coast set pieces have been shite.

I hope the ref doesn't spoil this, ffs.

Thanks for posting, Greeny. I'm Swedish FFS! I wish you fucking were, you greasy-handed twat.

Thanks for posting, Greeny.

I'm enjoying a football match!

Good fucking hit. The big twat.

Classic dive.

You know the phrase "Throwing good money after bad"?

You utter spackers. Cost me money that.

The New Zealand keeper is surely one of the worst in the world.

Decrease shadows?

BBC team obviously got a bollocking for underselling this match.

Have they still not perfected the filtering method? I would've thought you could reduce the vuvuzela level significantly with some audio magic.

You are talking some absolute pat there, like, TT. (But the vuvuzela is fucking atrocious.)

Nee one got a Rocker clip?