Keefaz

DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT? Corden is a part of ITV's football coverage?

Not sure like, you just stand still in boxing - don't you? If you want to lose you do. We'll aye, but he's hardly doing 10 yard dashes in the ring now, is he. Ho'way man, Ronny. Aye, but it looks like he can hardly lift his feet.

Who's he supposed to be? Ah, right.

Good to know that no matter how bad you are at football, there's every chance you'll be better than Mike Myers.

Who's he supposed to be?

You'd think Calzaghe would look a bit more mobile than he does, like.

A knaa.

Ronaldo has got a Giggs problem, like.

Zidane to Giggs.

Robbie's slowly turning into Morrissey.

Aye, me too. "He's got a canny touch".

Zidane, man, stop being so selfless, you baldy cunt.

Did Seaman just punch him in the face?

Robbie Williams is looking his age nowadays, like.

Shearer.

Let's get Larsson in, tbh.

He's fucking bad, like.

Not that I don't love these games.....but class & dignity?? I didn't mean this is particular. For this, they just sucked all fun out of it.

Collina looks knackered already.

Just get rid of ITV. Sucks any class and dignity from any programme.

If you can't see that Zidane and Mike Myers playing up front together is among the greatest things to have ever happened, you're absolutely sub-normal.

Sadly, I don't think there's anyone that stupid playing today.

Na, man, I was in floods for that.

Zidane and Mike Myers. It's... I can't describe it.