Keefaz

I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS I TORE TENDON IN MY FOOT

Aye. I just can't imagine the photoshoot for the 'Chinkey, Raghead, Nigger' cover. "You, um, Spic. Sign a bit higher, please. Paki, just a little to the left, thanks."

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Capello taking bungs from Parmalat.

Capello left Walcott behind as he's romantically involved with one of the other players.

What's all this about Dalglish taking over? Liverpool trying to copy our Keegan manoeuvre?

That World Cup's Most Shocking Moments is repeated tonight at 21.50 on BBC3.

Not bad this if anyone's watching on More4. Landon Donovan said he'd rather beat Mexico than qualify for the WC.

Nee Scottish players?

Agree with most of the omissions being reported.

Aye, it'll be pap. The other thing looks grood, though.

Thought it'd be nice if we had a thread for football programmes, especially now it's WC time and there are lots of interesting things about. I noticed tonight (1 June) there are: BBC3, 20:00 - The World Cup's Most Shocking Moments Richard Bacon and guest presenter Peter Crouch look back on the 50 greatest shocks in the history of the World Cup, covering the last six tournaments and including moments such as Maradona's `Hand of God', Zinedine's Zidane's headbutt and England's penalty pain. Featuring accounts from people who were there. More4, 22:00 - The Power of the Game As well as following the qualification campaigns of South Africa, Iran and the USA for the 2006 World Cup, Michael Apted looks at the difficulties Iranian women supporters face in watching football matches live, how apartheid still affects the sport in South Africa and how the Americans are trying to overcome apathy to football, or soccer as they know it, at home.

Huh? No we didn't.

I thought the Japs had a special relationship with Brazil?

Lampard is still the best we have. His record is very good, tbf.

Passing was so bad out there. Capello will absolutely bollock them.

I wouldn't take any of these peripheral players. Shocking stuff.

Not even the best player in the Beatles.

What's wrong with Rio? Looks like someone they've taken off the streets and put in an England shirt.

This is fucking diabolical, man.

WELL SED! :clap: LIKE THIS.

Sorry, that photo was pissing me off it its current state: http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2041/beck1.jpg

Just seen this: http://www.bonhams.com/cgi-bin/public.sh/WService=wslive_pub/pubweb/publicSite.r?sContinent=EUR&screen=lotdetailsNoFlash&iSaleItemNo=4589299&iSaleNo=18092&iSaleSectionNo=4 http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3985/medalsy.jpg Anyone own something like this? That estimated price seems quite reasonable to me, tbh.

* Ivory Coast, Chile + England. * Rooney to score first and England to win 2-0.

About as many as will be supporting them.