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In what sense? Just incredibly open.

This match is absolutely insane for a semifinal.

Proper match this.

This Wilson looks canny for me. Don't remember seeing him much before.

Fair play to Portsmouth they've worked hard to keep themselves in it so far.

Think they've just whacked down a load of new turf and assumed it'd be fine. Seem to remember we had this problem one season and relayed the pitch god knows how many times.

Could be embarrassing for Pompey: Spurs have started so much better.

3) We won a lot.

If we're getting humped at home we'll struggle to match this season's gates, tbh.

...and even when Emre was here, tbf.

My dad on watching Fergie's bitterfest: "I'm as happy as two shoes!"

The current Man Utd side has done well to get to this stage, tbh.

His name always seemed to be something a Japanese person might come out with.

Foreign.

Shit goal.

"Let's get it on, baby. I'm gonna give it you hard, like a driven Rooney pass."

I can imagine Rooney is his reference point for absolutely everything in life. "This isn't a bad cup of tea, darling, but if you'd made it with the same aplomb as Rooney set up Berbatov for his second today I'd give you top marks."

STOP TALKING ABOUT ROONEY, YOU FUCKING MENTALIST!

Well... Bayern look really good.

Seriously, though, Drury sounds like a stalker or something.

Only a goal in it. Doesn't change much, tbh.

My eardrums have just exploded.

Couldn't head a fucking ball.

Would the players see the Championship title as an achievement? If they do, I'd want to slap them silly, tbh. It's like shooting your own foot off but being chuffed that you've managed to win the one-legged race. Or something. It's like moving to Hendon and being proud that you have the nicest house on the street.