Keefaz

I'd go: any opportunity to press up against girls anonymously in crowds...

I'm genuinely not arsed. Ultimately, we're finishing 21st in the league pyramid. Woop! If that really meant anything then it would be worse than finishing 18th,19th or 20th. But it doesn't and it's not. Alright, ultimately it's a good as finishing 17th. It would be a cause for celebration if we'd been knocking around the 2nd and 3rd divisions for years... I'd be happy, but is it something to celebrate? I'm overjoyed we're going up, as staying down here would be disastrous for the club, but the players are really only making amends for fucking up.

I'm genuinely not arsed. Ultimately, we're finishing 21st in the league pyramid. Woop!

Those little PL badges.

In golf buggies.

Open-top bus sounds a bit extravagant. Milk float?

Let's copy some of your bets, you barstards.

Probs to play exciting football, I reckon. With these players?!

Third row up: that's quite a range of head sizes.

Aye, clearly: NUFC 5-1 Cardiff NUFC 4-1 Coventry NUFC 3-0 PNE NUFC 6-1 Barnsley NUFC 3-0 Scunthorpe

He's a fucking prince among men.

Quick centre circle clap-around. Everyone's happy.

Everyone staying behind... maybe they will do a lap after all.

Chris is mint, like.

Ahhh.... and now we celebrate.

Job done. PL in the bag. Good day.

Sherla, man.

Not really. Dunno if it's just relief or everyone's a bit deflated after being handed the point by Forest, but it's nothing like atmos of last week.

It's much different than yours, yet equally as bad. Ya girl, ;-). Easily worse than mine, ya knobber! I imagine there's a fair few lasses that would "just die" for your long blonde locks. You should open a wig shop. Merkin shop.

What 'incident'?

It's much different than yours, yet equally as bad. Ya girl, ;-). Easily worse than mine, ya knobber!

Not really.

Simpson's hair is outrageously bad.

La Crunch.

That ball for Guthrie was unbelievable. Brilliant.