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Back 4 looks so dodgy.

The 10-year corporate seats or whatever are never full. Boils my piss. Watch the second half: they'll be 75% empty for the first ten minutes.

Definitely.

Good time to start crowing: when we're losing to Egypt.

Good FK, that, Leighton.

Rooney's in a proper radge.

It's supposed to be a statement, Beckham did something similar I recall. Terry isn't following it up with performances on the pitch consistently at the moment though. What is it stating? "I am a bell-end"? Supposed to show him as a strong character. I read somewhere after Britney shaved her head that a new haircut is often a sign of a new person. What have you been reading? Glamour?

Should've gone down there, Defoe.

It's supposed to be a statement, Beckham did something similar I recall. Terry isn't following it up with performances on the pitch consistently at the moment though. What is it stating? "I am a bell-end"?

Terry's fauxhawk, man. Shite.

Rooney's touch has been gay.

There aren't many centre backs in the world who would be quick enough to cover for Upsons slip there. Unless you play Walcott or Martins at centre half. True, like.

Difficult to see what happened. Looked like he just fell over.

Had a quid on him as first goalscorer.

Good defending that.

Just wondering how fat Rooney will get when he packs in football. Masssive, I reckon.

Forcing the ball a bit. As per usual, tbh.

Baines, man!

Not sure he'd have heard, tbh.

Doesn't bother me at all. It's a crap anthem and the queen is a waste of time.

Should've been a goal.

Backing all the African teams. Black power, ftw.

"What's the name of the assistant groundsman?"

A lot of the strongest Italian swears are blasphemous.

many would argue we weren't ran particularly well then but the gambles paid off for a while. Some might say Ashley saved our arses: in purely financial terms, at least.