Keefaz

` OK - tell me what Ive said so dramatically awful, then ? OH ! I said we seem to be sitting back - how bloody dreadful.....halfwits. Phil, man, chill out.

who's he had sex with? The bloke who delivers Nolan's curries. Beyond the pale, that.

D. Simpson does a Scholes. Yellow card.

Williamson's blatantly too tall to head balls.

Phil K's so grumpy.

Probably a posho from down south.

He's been Forrest Gump'd.

Harper saves well.

Apparently didn't look happy when he came off...

Lovenkrands >< Best

McLovely is crocked.

Sounds quiet.

Funny thing is Mick Lowes said, at 2 minutes gone, "Still nil-nil here at St. James'" Maybe wasn't quite so stupid after all.

It's because we love him.

Love it when we get an early goal. That's usually when we start playing with confidence and facebumming teams.

Jonas's leg has fallen off? Probably just fannying around.

Blinding goal apparently.

WTF?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Howay this group of lads.

Bunged a few Drogba bets on.

Pancake's looked a bit shit on the right, tbh. Seems to perform better in sub appearances and at RB if anything.

What's the boggle with Routledge?