Keefaz

FUCK!

Eh?

Nice.

As soon as I saw the little picture in picture of Tiote getting slowly to his feet, I knew we were fucked. Really bad.

The greatest Liverpool player of all time according to Michael Owen just then. I think it's fair to say that he is. Is it?

The greatest Liverpool player of all time according to Michael Owen just then.

If Pardew gets a win out of this, he might've convinced me.

Doesn't look like it. That's what the players were saying but the ref wasn't interested. Players seemed convinced the linesman had flagged, but of course not one replay I blame Tiote for taking 3 million years to get off his arse.

God. That's really annoyed me.

Well, 40 mins great work undone. Well done, lads.

FFS.

This is spanky and delicious!

Cheick.

He calls it his foot.

Might as well. Keeper's shite.

Sturridge.

Oh god. Our defending.

Little Mickey's right, like. Unbelievable touch by Toothy.

Good first half. Awful second half. Cardiff did well to come back into it, but we just lost our shit.

Cisse really is rotten, like.

No just no, Why would we man mark Craig Bellamy, He's not Messi He might as well be when he plays against us. I never considered that mate, apologies. Well, it's not working, anyway.

What'd he say? Top class bookkeeping?

Urgh. Hang on, lads.

Cabaye's put in some brilliant balls. Great range of passing today.