Keefaz

Balls. I wish we'd signed him.

Must be watching a different game.

Well, shooting needs some work.

Good football until the end.

Hmmm...

Well, no... not with our away record at least.

Brilliant ball from Colo.

Pardew's a spanner, like.

We've properly Newcastled this up.

Great baal in.

Remy is a motherfucker.

But basketball players are very tall. Strange old world.

HBA: unbelievable.

Wahey!

Clear fucking pen, you tit.

Nice.

Love the fat little bastard.

Get in! Genius substitution!

Piss.

Good fist half. Attacked well and have done the business at the back when needed. Finely poised it is.

Aye. Don't think Krul did that bad considering.

Well played, lads. Snuffed out the counter.

Yeah, taking notes will help him be better on the ball. What if he takes, ahem, footnotes?

Nice defending.

Could be a cracker this.