Keefaz

Poor fuckers.

Best football interviewee of his generation, tbh. Shame the actual football part of his profession doesn't match up.

Most were surprised with that award, I seem to remember, as he hadn't even had a full season at the time. Most people accepted it as he was only young, but his performances weren't great, imo, and Speed had to work twice as hard with Jenas alongside him.

Did you got to Inter? The whole trip was fantastic and it was an excellent performance despite being twice pegged back. No, really wish I had. Just remember the frustration and pride and anger watching it.

Not sure we need a shirt with a cape, tbh.

Not sure Jenas was ever any good for us, tbh. And Inter away was both equally amazing and depressing as it showed dirty cheating cunts will always prosper.

Proudest moment of Robert's life, that.

This thread is too depressing, man.

Genuinely wonder if he's doing any better than, say, Rozehnal would've done at this level. Or the aforementioned Aaron Hughes or O'Brien, or Dabizas.

1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE Woodgate 2) BEST MIDFIELDER Robert 3) BEST STRIKER Shearer 4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER Shearer 5) BEST MANAGER Sir Bobby 6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER Boumsong (the worst player was Amdy Faye) 7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED... Rooney 8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO... Aaron Hughes, but only because I love him -- probably Bellamy, though, really. 9) BEST HOME GAME Man U 4-3 10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME Feyenoord, Arsenal 3-1, Leeds 4-3 11) WORST GAME Sporting Lisbon (a), Inter (h), Palace (h) - paper planes match, Villa(h) Taylor, Dyer, Bowyer sent off, Fulham (h) same season: absolutely battered them and somehow lost 4-1, Man Utd FA Cup semi, Partizan, lots... 12) BEST GOAL SCORED Any of Robert's, tbh. Agree with FTTW: Solano vs Charlton 02-03 is also great. And for sheer pleasure and utter fucking lunacy: Bellamy@Feyenoord will probably never be beaten. 13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED Dyer goal-line non-clearance v Barca, dunno... probably loads 15) BEST HAIRCUT Parker's side parting 16) WORST HAIRCUT Carroll 17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER Martins, just because he has muscles popping out all over 18) UGLIEST PLAYER Butt's pretty fucking ugly 19) DIRTIEST PLAYER Carr (simply stupid, tbh) or Smith or Shearer 20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE ---------------------- Given Beye ----- Woodgate ---Faye------- Bernard Solano --------Speed-------Dyer ---------Robert -----------------Shearer-----Bellamy 21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL Get promoted. Struggle for three or four seasons. Get to a final and lose. Get into Europe. Flirt with relegation. The usual. 22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE A decent manager instead of Souness. Everything was salvageable after SBR got the boot, but not by that cunt.

Paul Dalglish?

The mackem turncoat stuff is bullshit, tbh, unless you say the same about Bob Moncur, Pop Robson, etc.

Don't think he's better than what we have, tbh.

Good how we only started to play in the last ten minutes of the second half. Lazy cunts.

Fuck Nile Ranger.

I genuinely think the players are scared of the fans. Man up, you fuckers, and pull your fingers out.

Have we had too many turkey sandwiches? They're there for the taking, man.

Crowd getting restless.

Are we asleep here or what?

We've missed some sitters these season, like.

Shits.

Well, we've been arse since I turned the box on.

Ant, of Ant and Dec fame. I don't think anyone would have said a thing if you left 'fame' out of that post. Didn't they host American X Factor or something?

Very good start, just need a goal. I'll turn the TV off again, then, because we've done nowt since I've been watching.

Missed the first 30 mins: bloody Xmas guests again. We been up to much?