Keefaz

Papers were talking up Bardsley for England 2 month ago, that lasted didnt it Really? I think my head would have exploded if I'd seen that in the paper He's a poor mans Tony Hibbert. Seriously, he's that crap. What the hell is a poor man's Tony Hibbert?

I'd say Bergkamp's. He mightn't have meant that first touch to go where it did, but he reacted so quickly when he realised where he'd put the ball that he made the goal regardless.

I think... Amdy Faye, simply because he was so shit (or Babayaro simply because he's a cunt) and... Drogba at his worst when he's the biggest prick around.

1 Toon player and 1 non-Toon player. How about that?

Just for laughs. And arguments. 1 Toon player and 1 non-Toon player.

No one rated him by the time he buggered off. I did, tbh, but I think it was just me. Well, I didn't rate him, I just didn't hate him like most.

You say that, but everyone we've had since has been shit.

Maybe he'll be our... DJ Campbell.

The press release. Jesus Christ.

Because you're all miserable sods, I know it'll be difficult, but try to remember some humorous moments.

Underrated more like. Atleast on this forum. He was crap, tbh. Just my opinion, but he was the start of our missing midfield problem when players started hiding. Emre. Was continually hopeless yet people still wanted to see him play.

Trying too hard, I think. Made an instant impression with his first goal and now wants to do it every match.

Not sure about this list, tbh, but I'm surprised there's only two goals on the list that were conceded by us, as we seem to let in loads of wondergoals.

The guys energy levels are fantastic, he attributes it to 14 hours sleep a day, but either way, he truly is a monster. and yet keefaz is still fucked ? Oi!

Sell Carroll to Stoke and sign both Beckford & Boyd would be great. And give us, what, five Championship-level forwards? Edit: Skirge, you bell-end. You've edited that and made me look a plum.

Watch him snap his head in half at Old Trafford.

They'll be fucked when he goes to Birmingham. Or something.

Clint Eastwood on for Arsenal.

You are a bitter, bitter man.

Too much space. Daft. Having said that, Pompey couldn't get the ball for about five minutes.

Pompey score. They really ain't bad.

Beckford deal's off now.

Good goal. Hell of a strike.