Keefaz

I refuse to believe Duff scored with his right peg.

Like Klasnic telling his own team-mates to fuck off when they wanted to celebrate.

Ha! Even his own players take the piss out of Phil Brown.

Brilliant volley that by Defoe.

And also in a dangerously forward-like direction. Thank God you replied. For a second I thought I was the only one in the country watching MOTD.

Quickest Parker's ever played the ball.

Three soft pens, like.

Giggs is dreamy.

Want Man Utd at home.

People who don't understand complaining is half the point of following football.

That's not physically possible Bob Moncur said he was knocked out for a spilt second or something.

Tayls knocked oot. Slightly.

Swansea have had the ball, it seems, but Krul's been alert. And, as usual, the finishing isn't up to scratch.

Lovelyman offside.

Bob Moncur just said he was never 'fascist conscience'.

Argh! End-to-end. Wish we could dictate the tempo.

Krul on.

Radio working again now. What kind of shit design is it, btw, a radio with one button labelled 'Search'?

Agh! My radio started playing The Pretenders for some reason and now I can't find the match again.

On here?

Nolan coming off?

I clicked that radio link and it took me to a Wrexham fucking game?

Let's go for the record!

Sounds like we've played really well so far.

Harewood's got a second. The world's gone mental.