Keefaz

Who is the coolest Irishman?

Might see if I can find it...

Argh! Shut up, you cunts. Worst commentary fucking team I've ever heard.

Handball, even.

The Sky Sports commentary is beyond shit.

Were the French team attacked by that black thing from Spiderman 3?

Please, thank you.

Howay, you Paddy fuckers, stuff those snail-eating cunts.

Rangers fan, isn't he?

I thought it was normally for a friend or relative who died?

This.

Stade de France? too far a drive. Tonight, Sky Sports 1, then. Not, Then. 'Then' meaning 'in that case' in this instance, you complete arse. i knew that, Then, meaning ' in that case ' in this instance also , therefore....you....etc. What? i knew what you meant by then. It was you that misunderstood the 'then' in my post as some sort of piss take or something?? then in my post.... if on sky 'then' i wont be watching it,....simple, so if im an arse for using 'then' in the same context as you... you are calling yourself an arse? Yes.

Think Dixon's alright. Suspect it's the combination that turns them into the fucking Chuckle Brothers.

Stade de France? too far a drive. Tonight, Sky Sports 1, then. Not, Then. 'Then' meaning 'in that case' in this instance, you complete arse. i knew that, Then, meaning ' in that case ' in this instance also , therefore....you....etc. What?

I don't understand Keown's voice. It belongs to someone else, surely?

Stade de France? too far a drive. Tonight, Sky Sports 1, then. Not, Then. 'Then' meaning 'in that case' in this instance, you complete arse.

Stade de France? too far a drive. Tonight, Sky Sports 1, then.

Stade de France?

Tbh, I'm glad I missed that.

What else did I miss?! Presumably you heard that Arsene Wenger cock-dropped Nemanja Vidic in a brawl on the pitch at Old Trafford last season? I suspect this is a fib. Yeah you got me. On a serious note, the da Silva brothers at ManU both got sent off for fighting each other in a league cup tie. That was pretty funny. Computer says no.

What else did I miss?! Presumably you heard that Arsene Wenger cock-dropped Nemanja Vidic in a brawl on the pitch at Old Trafford last season? I suspect this is a fib.

What else did I miss?!

Hold on. My dad just said Robbie Keane went to Liverpool?! Since when?!

People like my dad and Mark Bright who complain about footballers making mistakes. 'What he should have done there is...' -- well, no shit, you fucking idiot. Doubly so when it's the likes of Bright or Jim Beglin complaining about, say, Ryan Giggs' delivery. As if they could teach him fucking anything, ffs. See also: my dad complaining EVERY TIME a player is offside. 'That should never happen!'

Agree with that. Ridiculous. I hate refs 'evening up'. It's just bad reff'ing, isn't it? I.e. a ref'll bottle a decision like a FK that should've been given but the ball goes out for an oppo throw-in. He'll then blow-up as soon as the ball's been thrown for some non-existant foul, simply to cover his arse.