Keefaz

The spare is always a 3rd keeper. True, but it can be any player of course. But it never is. Likewise he could pick 23 GK's. Might try this on FM.

If nowt else, Beckham provides something different from the fucking other right-sided clones we have nowadays.

/Howay in a manger/

This. Fucking awful celebration.

I thought you'd taken leave of your fucking senses!

Send me your Visa details and I'll sort it for you. can you help me please? Um. This isn't real, is it? Please say no.

Send me your Visa details and I'll sort it for you.

Probably small - minimal investment in January, hopefully we'll still be doing ok, and heading fro promotion - and if we do go up, expect the sale signs back up in May with a £150-200m price tag again! To my mind, if he intends to keep the club for the remainder of the season, he has to ensure we go up. To do anything else (i.e. fail to improve the squad or diminish it further) would be the kind of financial fuck-up even Ashley can forecast. If he hesitates, and risks another season in the Championship, then he is officially The Stupidest Man In Football, Ever.

Sounds like bollocks. Still, if he's banging them in for Malmo...

Some kind of public access LAN which involves you laying cables over the roof of every house in your village?

So, assuming Ashley doesn't sell us (which is fucking nailed on, tbh): what's his plan?

This is the journalistic rigour I like to see.

So, what is this Star Foundation, then?

Think he worth including in the squad. Don't think he's any worse than the other average keepers in there. The only thing working against him is his age, I suppose.

Dave, I have no money, but if you need some help migrating databases, I could help.

Brett Emerton?

Um. Graham Taylor has a head that looks a little bit like a turnip.

Pistol callous. I bet Clint Eastwood has one of those.

Crystal Palace Damn you!

Crystal Palace.

So, the next obvious step would be to buy a football club on the other side of the world? Edit: Oh, I see others have already made this point, so please ignore it.

Jesus Christ.

Looked England's best attacking player today. I fucking hate Mark Bright.

Class A or what?

True, like.