Keefaz

It's a problem. And I seen refs give yellow cards for diving in incidents like this. But a start would be for the ref to only give a penalty if he's 100% sure which I would say would reduce the number of pens by about half, tbh.

"100%, horizontally, vertically, diagonally, 100% honest" What?

Is he any good?

Nah, probably put as much work into building up his head as he did his body. That's dedication.

In fact, why the disproportionally massive head?

If Paddy Kenny's an example of what happens if you use ephedrine as an appetite suppressant, I don't think I'll bother, thanks.

It's a banned substance. Simple as that.

So?

Aye, but then he'd make a massive howler by failing to track back or something and become the latest England scapegoat.

“Look at our gates, even in the Championship. There were 36,944 against Reading, an unbelievable 43,904 when Sheffield Wednesday came up, and 38,813 for the visit of Leicester." Fucking Statto.

They enhance his performance. Especially something like ephedrine which I believe can reduce your reaction time.

Also, for all his bleating about being innocent, there are all manner of dubious uses for ephedrine. Not that I'm accusing him of owt.

Aye, the difference being that he's a professional footballer subject to drug tests.

The punishment for missing a drugs test MUST be harsher than failing a test Otherwise you can get smacked out of your tits on whatever you choose then simply not turn up for a test and get a smaller ban than if you actually turn up and fail the test Therefore Rio didn't have anything to hide Common sense really Right, now point out where I said that missing a drugs test should come with a shorter ban than testing positive for performance enhancing drugs? The use of the word yet suggests that you are surprised at the length of the bans handed out to Rio and Paddy. I was simply explaining why Rio got a harsher ban and that it does not make it likely that Rio had anything to hide Can you read?

That girl far left looks aalreet, though.

Its 'pulling' and it comes from organ playing. Chez's patrolling this thread.

You are sick.

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6747/vadercomicnoooooooosm.jpg

Anyone noticed any difference in the quality of the officials?

'Incredible'. Can't see that he said anything wrong, tbh. He thinks he's a better player the Damien Duff... and?

You're taking the family to see Guns N' Roses? Rock on.

Don't see too many people saying we're gonig to walk this league, tbh, just that the standard of the other teams is quite poor.

No, ta. Let's enjoy our time here and fuck off quick. I bet it really loses its appeal in the second season.

Well, the thread is called first impressions.

I heard he's planning on seeing knee specialist Richard Steadman: 'After the surgery, Stephen will be feeling much Appiah'.