Keefaz

Barton is go or no?

OK.

Anyone hear the rumour during the Inter match than Mourinho is keen on signing Jermaine Jenas? To say I was gobsmacked would be an understatement.

In before Babatunde's meltdown.

Was just about to say something along these lines. You can be a fan without going to any games. If you go to games, I would describe that as supporting the team. Pfff. You can go to games and not be a supporter. There's fucking thousands of them.

Can someone please explain that Roeder quote to me? You don't remember when Shola was knocking the goals in for England? I think we won the World Cup, didn't we?

Or those clothes. JUst get rid of 'em.

What a cock.

WHY is this MAN emphasising WORDS at random for NO discenible REASON?

I think Robbie Savage is probably the greatest WUM in history.

thats seriously getting on my nerves But to be fair Newcastle away IS a fair old poke, isn't it. Fuck off, you pasty-eating pig fucker.

Bit harsh that second yellow, like. What's he supposed to do: get smashed in the face with the ball?

Really sensible that to go wave the corner flag at the opposing fans, like.

Lizzie Greenwood-Hughes would get it.

Yummy mummy.

I used to love Salgado. Now I hope he breaks his face.

I hate to have the stuffing knocked out of my sails, like.

Just as long as Lawrenson has nothing to do with it.

The fuck was that kick-off?

Unless it's Alan Hansen.

How come all of Stoke's shots go in slow motion?

Such an effective, penetrating player.

I hate when they big up keepers like this when all they're doing is stopping dead easy shots.

Haha! That Burnley fan in the shades.

What the fuck is Lawrenson on about? Never a fucking sending off in a milion years.