Keefaz

Says who? http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00383/trinny_susannah_280_383140a.jpg

Well, he went to HSV in the first place; he's obviously a bit of a loon.

Allardyce - "There is no gap" Doesn't have a clue about offside.

Greece have actually started playing football.

Why are the presenters talking about it being offisde? Are they thick?

Hasn't been bad last 10 mins or so.

I fucking hate Beglin.

Nice goalkeeping.

Oh, fuck off Big Sam.

Allardyce was rubbish. Think Strachan has been decent on't Beeb.

Boo ya!

Our player's coming on!

What's 7 Nation Army got to do with Sweden?

Great ball in, but shite defending.

Get in!

I think it's cool how Spain have the march from Star Wars as their anthem.

Hedman's hilarious Scottish/Swedish accent.

Anyone care about the matches today? Is there any chance at all of Greece v Russia being even watchable?

I like it. Think a few of the designs posted will be almost certainly nicer than what actually gets put out.

Tbh, I think Romania are a dangerous opponent for Holland if they play like they have done so far. They're not terribly adventurous and Holland probably won't have many chances to counter as they had against France and Italy. If anything, it's the Dutch who could get caught on the hop.

Poborsky actually got better after cutting his hair. Whereas, Woodgate grew that long, Spanish hair and deteriorated.

What a shit way to lose a match that'd be.

Ooh! Get the ace attorney looking for 'proof'!

Yeah it only took him 7 years to play to an acceptable standard after that injury! I bet you spend your days watching old Emile Heskey videos on youtube. Making Emile Heskey compilations, tbh.