Keefaz

Boo ya!

Our player's coming on!

What's 7 Nation Army got to do with Sweden?

Great ball in, but shite defending.

Get in!

I think it's cool how Spain have the march from Star Wars as their anthem.

Hedman's hilarious Scottish/Swedish accent.

Anyone care about the matches today? Is there any chance at all of Greece v Russia being even watchable?

I like it. Think a few of the designs posted will be almost certainly nicer than what actually gets put out.

Tbh, I think Romania are a dangerous opponent for Holland if they play like they have done so far. They're not terribly adventurous and Holland probably won't have many chances to counter as they had against France and Italy. If anything, it's the Dutch who could get caught on the hop.

Poborsky actually got better after cutting his hair. Whereas, Woodgate grew that long, Spanish hair and deteriorated.

What a shit way to lose a match that'd be.

Ooh! Get the ace attorney looking for 'proof'!

Yeah it only took him 7 years to play to an acceptable standard after that injury! I bet you spend your days watching old Emile Heskey videos on youtube. Making Emile Heskey compilations, tbh.

Don't be a twat, it doesn't suit you. Well stop being a big nancy. He's played 60 minutes-ish and looked completely shite. Don't think he's done one thing right yet. Oh well if he's played for an hour, sorry, I didn't realise you'd scouted him so thoroughly. If we're not going to sign players who've had a poor game against a top class international side, 2-0 up and on fire, we're going to have a very short list of players to choose from this summer, not to mention Michael Owen will have to be first out the door. He's not done anything this tournament (even though he's had a whole hour!) but bloody hell man, genuinely judging him is absolute nonsense. Dave has replied for me.

I think Keefaz is very good at it, praise where praise is due. Um. Th-thanks, Mick.

Why the hate, Tooj?

Don't be a twat, it doesn't suit you. Well stop being a big nancy. He's played 60 minutes-ish and looked completely shite. Don't think he's done one thing right yet.

Sorry, Wullie. He looks mint. Don't know why people are talking about Robben and Van Persie as Gomis was clearly much better than either. Barely put a foot wrong all match, made a massive impact, looks composed, good on the ball, has good awareness.

Not really. Henry of old would've pulled that off no problems.

He does, tbh.

Sorry, but Gomis looks shit.

Presumably that's been his plan at Chelsea, an all.