Keefaz

Geremi, man, your corners are shit.

Viduka

A few excellent passes, and some rubbish too.

Geremi's like a knackered old man. He has to get Owen to chase players for him.

Michael Owen is genuinely trying to play in every position.

Enrique has a foot like a traction engine, and not necessarily in a good way.

Decent pressure.

Wahey! First shot!

Christ, took me a minute to work that out.

Shola's going to be the most hated man in Stoke at this rate.

Aye, my pal says we've been outplayed this second half?

1-0 up, apparently. Zamblera the scorer. Mate has MUFC TV or whatever the bollocks it's called.

I've just thought. I've missed our last three matches which have all been good performances by all accounts, but I'm watching this one. We're bound to lose. Probably 10-0.

Not likely.

I've thought about this and I honestly have no idea. It will be a good test for us.

Well said, Mr Wull: my thoughts exactly.

Correct.

Thanks for your input, Master Yoda.

Good goal at a great time.

Just what I've been thinking.

Aye, and about 3 times as fast.

Great goal from Rangers in a slo-mo type of fashion.

Unless Sporting can score twice in about 4 minutes, I think they're alright.

Pretty basic, but Rangers aren't the type to play it out from the back, like.

Forgot it was on actually was watching the Darts. Gutted they're winning like, always had a hatred for Rangers. They're certainly not exponents of the beautiful game, like. More to do with their fans stamping all over my cousin's head once. He's an Aberdeen die-hard you see. That'll do it.