Keefaz

Heard that somebody asked Ronaldinho about the best player in the world, and he pointed at Messi? That doesn't count for anything. Ask Pele who the best player in the world is and he'll point to bloody Nicky Butt or some other stupid choice.

Thought Neville had a excellent season, tbh. Injured for half of it, wasn't he? Aye, he did miss a lot. Having said that, he still didn't go missing half as much as Ballack did.

A backpass is pretty much the only thing you can do to cause one isn't it? Not sure, tbh. Suspect it may actually have been the keeper holding the ball too long? Even less likely to be given though. Aye, I reckon the ref would be less inclined to give it if it was, say, Craig Bellamy appealing for it.

There's actually a load of shit in it.

Thought Neville had a excellent season, tbh.

A backpass is pretty much the only thing you can do to cause one isn't it? Not sure, tbh. Suspect it may actually have been the keeper holding the ball too long?

Funny in places, but some of these are actually decent players.

Can't remember the last indeirect free-kick I saw in the area, tbh. I vaguely recall Shearer scoring from one, but can't remember the original offence.

I dunno. I don't mind the defender shielding the ball out of play, but refs blow up too easily when the forward is simply trying to get the ball back.

A trick? Presumably that's an attempt to get around the backpass by twatting it off your mate's face or something and saying it was accidental.

This is the grey area. But you often see refs waves away appeals even in the most blatant examples where a player has knocked the ball a yard or two in front of him and a defender steps in with no attempt to play the ball.

I heard you hate them for being so sexy.

FYP. I'm scared to call this retarded in case it was a competition exclusively for those in special schools.

My dad asks if 'Barry Kewell' is playing.

'Mega Thighs'

Can't believe 'pool are charging 15 quid for this, cheeky fuckers.

I thought it was more a case than Heinze wants to leave. I'd have him in a flash, but he's got his pick of clubs, tbh.

He is a bit depressing, but he's been upbeat in other interviews: spoke very well in his initial press conference. Still better than Roeder, Dalglish, etc.

Aye, but going by your past record of interpreting what people say, he could've meant anything. like I said earlier, if people want to waste their time on here talking crap instead of listening to me and being up to speed, I can't stop them. fools It's not that I don't believe you, it's just seems an odd thing to say pubically about your new bosses.

Aye, but going by your past record of interpreting what people say, he could've meant anything.

All live and in high definition. Can't wait. Newcastle Rocker is doing fanzone apparently. Truly, this is turning into an unmissable spectacle.

All live and in high definition. Can't wait.

You could get down there with a camcorder. Have a delayed stream. With commentary!

I suspect everyone'll play.

Didn't see that bit. I doubt he would have meant it like that though before people start cursing the new owners. Probably meant the new owners didn't move into the club quick enough. Nope. He was canny explicit in what he meant imo. Seems a weird thing to come out and say.