Keefaz

Think Bridge has shown himself to be a very good player, tbh. Had a fucking mare tonight, though.

Awful. Absolutely awful.

Tbh, I'm fucking flabbergasted McTwatface took Barry off. What, WHAT the FUCK would make him think 'Hmm... yeah, Lampard and Gerrard in the middle could really work'?

Yes, but I'd be laughing at Lippi.

Has he got no ambition?

Tbh, she's getting a little senile so I could probably sit in the house and watch the match, then phone her tomorrow, tell her we had a really lovely birthday meal and she'd believe me.

I'll just have to get the food down her quick and rush off. 'What? Dessert too? No chance.'

Piss. I've just remembered it's my ma's birthday and I have to take her out somewhere. Piss, piss, piss.

Guess who scored? Was it yo momma with a Spanish sailor down the docks?

Saw the Vipers once with the missus. Had no idea what was happening and the 'cheerleaders' were just embarassing for all concerned.

Metallica at Whitley Bay ice rink. Now you're talking!

But he's a proper Geordie! After all, I've heard him say it several thousand times.

But are Wigan really better? Honestly?

Doesn't matter. He's a tit.

Surely it's in the hands of the ref? Uefa representive wants it go ahead. Thought it was ultimately the ref's decision, nicht wahr?

Surely it's in the hands of the ref?

That's smiley's ludicrous.

Probably. Scored a coupla handfuls of goals but other than that has been a completely negative signing for all concerned. Let's hope we learn from this. Paying through the nose for a star to join the club is one thing, but when that player is also a massive injury concern you don't even get any benefits from it.

Kev seems to gamble a fair bit for someone who's still in the Cubs.

...also Enrique will get better. Very impressed with what I've seen so far tbh. Can't understand the negativity from some. Bit goofy for me. Sell pronto.

Martins could be a legend.

I honestly can't see anyone taking Owen. He's a total crock. He just isn't worth the wages he demands because he's so injury-prone.

It's shite.

You don't get much for your 16m quid nowadays, like, do you?

Who cares?