Keefaz

Unless we actually start singing the Karate Kid song.

This is what happens when you don't play Sibierski: you're bound t lose.

What? To say he doesn't have an accent is f****** absurd. he tries to hide his accent and it is cringeworthy Well, at least you're evening it up by adhering to the notion that all Geordies are thick. ok wanna buy me sunlun ticket of me? Erm. Alright.

What? To say he doesn't have an accent is f****** absurd. he tries to hide his accent and it is cringeworthy Well, at least you're evening it up by adhering to the notion that all Geordies are thick.

Looked a pen, tbh.

What? To say he doesn't have an accent is fucking absurd.

I play defender/sweeper--but it is fluid. Best role on the pitch, tbh, for me: get the ball, get to pass a lot, get to shout at people and less running than almost anyone else.

Aye, in theory. I find that if people aren't given positions then you get badly disorganised and no one's providing any width.

a centre-half. As far as I could see, Cacapa actually got goalside in both goals, just got shoved off the ball.

I can barely count the number of times, while watching the game today, I thought 'we would be winning this if we had someone who can run really fast'.

Where the hell did Desailly learn the word 'lucidity' from and what does he think it means?

Not enough room on a 5-a-side pitch to play with 2 extra players. Unless you're very small.

Aye, that's why you're shafted if you play with lazy cunts.

Trying to ignore the result today, let's turn our attention to 5-a-side football. What system do you play, if any? Diamond (2 wide, 1 up, 1 back)? Square (2 forward, 2 back)?

They'd all walk in the dressing room to find Cacapa's disembowelled body lying on the floor. That'll motivate them.

It's idiotic that we've put ourselves in that position. You look at the first few minutes, adapt to the fast pace they've set and try to keep it tight. Did Sam send them out and say 'Just sit on your arses for ten minutes'?

Boo, you idiots.

Not great. He should've had reserve games before coming into the first team.

It's hilarious how often Milner get kicked over the pitch.

Butt out for mackem game?

Are we? We're almost a completely different team.

Sam don't like 'em.

Taylor's doing alright.

Fucking awful defending. Fuck knows what Big Sam's been telling them.

Jesus Christ.