Keefaz

Bramble? Did you actually mean to type panel beater?

Aye, Barton practically sprinted to the safety of his car.

Poor Aaron. What's he done to deserve this? Made his debut against Roma, you know. Um. Where else can you get a player like him with a brain and two feet? Uness Roma have moved to the Nou Camp i believe it was Barcelona who Aaron made his debut against Eh? Are you sure?

Annoying you evidently. I think that's more a by-product of his all-round uselessness than anything else. If he actually tried to annoy me--if it were his job, for example--he'd no doubt fail miserably and become my best mate.

Poor Aaron. What's he done to deserve this? Made his debut against Roma, you know. Um. Where else can you get a player like him with a brain and two feet?

I'd probably take him back for a mill, but by all accounts he's been shocking at Villa.

Can we not employ someone to keep SJP free of fucking charvas whenever new players arrive? It's embarassing.

I am happy enough, Sam obviously rates him and Seville & Dortmund are hardly European minnows. I suspect if either of those clubs really wanted him, they would've got him by now. Aye, it's not like anybody would be attracted by playing in the Premiership over the Bundesliga, or at a team notorious for paying top wages instead of someone like Sevilla. Mebbes not Dortmund, but I thought he'd already claimed he'd like to have tried his hand in Spain?

So long, Alan. You were fast.

I am happy enough, Sam obviously rates him and Seville & Dortmund are hardly European minnows. I suspect if either of those clubs really wanted him, they would've got him by now.

Even his quotes are pathetic. Is he good at anything?

Sounds thoroughly average. Wonder what SA sees in him? Must have some attribute he's looking to exploit.

A bloody good footballer or a feckin injury-prone liability? Like a lot of people now, I couldn't give a toss about him. Stay, go: don't care just get the thing out of the way. or you could say.... A bloody good footballer, or a potentially very injury prone player with a release clause, with one eye on the exit door every transfer window? As above, I just wish it was sorted one way or another. Only reason he wasn't linked away last two transfer windows was because of the injury. If he stays for the new season, we have it all to come again in January! But in the meantime he can score maybe 10 goals, which could make a big difference. Or possibly score none. Viduka could score 10 goals, but he's as much of an injury worry as Owen, tbh. Thank God Luque's sticking around.

Not for a physical league? Well, that sounds shit (if true)! Also, we need some quality at defending set-pieces and the idea that he's going to be reading passes (I assume that's what that means) instead of marking/tackling the recipient is worrying.

A bloody good footballer or a feckin injury-prone liability? Like a lot of people now, I couldn't give a toss about him. Stay, go: don't care just get the thing out of the way.

He's a lazy twat who goes missing too often. Needs to pull his shoe-laces up and impose himself in matches more often. Also, lose any remaining bumfluff.

I fucking hate players dithering like this. Fair enough, he's probably waiting for other offers, but it casts him in a bad light if/when he eventually signs.

Finished Rio Ferdinand's autobiog (my dad picked it up for 50p). He talks about going to England training camp for France 98 when Gazza was training wearing a bin bag to try to lose weight, and he says even then he was miles better than any other player during training and couldn't believe he wasn't picked.

Those quotes make it look like he's desperate to play for us, like!

No one's ever heard of him.

Pretty sure he ain't going back to Lagos in a hurry.

Better than his punditry, tbh.

Think that was a joke. He later goes on to say he's never really met Keane and knows nowt about him, but rated him hugely as a player.

I convinced myself it was going to be done today. What a fucking drag.

it's a shame no-one knows what the squad will be then really Just get 'Ashely' put on it, mate.