Keefaz

Every Christmas I can remember I've been given either an Oor Wullie or a Broons annual by my parents. Am I alone in being bombarded with Scottish comic books?

Nice. I'm spent.

Hopscotch

Scotch pancakes, Scotch broth, Scotch whisky, Scotch eggs, Scotch pie. I love all things Scotch.

Nailed on, then. As long as we give him s*** loads of grief he'll buckle sooner rather than later. We should target him and not let up, 3pts in the bag if we do. blueyes.gif :-[ Will your fans be sticking up for him, kd, or will you give him stick too? We should boo him in a cockney accent, really mess with his head. How do cockney's boo again? 'Beowww'? Oi, Robbow! Fack orf, you cant!

Nailed on, then. As long as we give him s*** loads of grief he'll buckle sooner rather than later. We should target him and not let up, 3pts in the bag if we do. blueyes.gif :-[ Will your fans be sticking up for him, kd, or will you give him stick too?

Nailed on, then.

Been brooding on it all night.

Aye, for a while there every other thread was about Gartside and his well-run football club.

Fletcher's been well shit.

Set pieces have been horrific.

Just have to beat Italy, I think.

That pitch looks bloody awful.

Scotland players look leggy to me.

Hope Scotland make it, tbh. Be nice to have one home nation team to take an interest in.

goalfest on monday Probably plays a blinder. The defenders where slow to react but still a mistake from the Fatman. You can blame a few people for the goal, but the truth is we were defending desperately for 40 minutes.

Why's she look like the fella in Fugazi's avatar?

Tbh, it was a typically shit England 2nd-half performance where we try in desperation to hold on to a slim lead by defending deep and failing abjectly.

A bloody awful match and an abysmal second half performance from us.

Why didn't we go for that drop ball?

I blame the fact we can't pass for fucking toffee.

Sorry everyone. They did look shocking, but I didn't take into consideration that we were going to start playing even worse.

Good job Russia are hopeless.

Is some of this camera work coming from a mobile phone?

Still think Gerrard looks a bit out of sorts.