Keefaz

Reading losing 2-0. Good job they don't want Europe.

Why does Mick Lowes sound like he's about to be sick?

I swear, Milner is the only player who gives a shit.

Lowest in PL so far: 44pts, we're currently on 42.

LOWEST NUMBER OF POINTS IN A SEASON

If anything, it shows that the players are lazy cunts that Roeder can't motivate against teams that aren't glamourous.

2 wins at SJP in 50 fucking years or something.

I hope it is. We're at a delicate point in our PL history, imo.

Ground might be empty by the time the 90 mins are up.

Roberts 2 - 0.

Ramage on for Bramble. Might have actually seen the last of him in a Newcastle shirt at SJP. Thank fuck.

Shola on for useless fucking Dyer.

Little Mickey goes close.

Blackburn are doing their best to kill it, like. Look a lot more like scoring than us! Well, considering we haven't scored for about 3,000 hours at home: probably.

Tugay left a foot in on Parker. Dorty cunt.

Blackburn are doing their best to kill it, like.

give him some boots! bring back Shearer! Or better yet, cut his ties from the club and remove the "must make way for Shearer when he decides its time" line from the job description for the next managerical vacancy. Aye, that's why we're in the shit. Not because Souness and Roeder were fucking terrible appointments.

Christ. They're right about black being a slimming colour. Martins has feckin shrunk.

There's a lot I like about Milner, but his corners tend to be shite. What's wrong with Nobby taking them?

So, we're shit at both ends of the pitch?

Mick Lowes just confirms Gooch is going back to Belgium.

Good amount of booing at the whistle. Support quiet to OK during the match, but a bit grumpy.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YA BASTARDS!

This sounds almost like the Newcastle of old: decent going forward but utterly shite at the back.

WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?